I know that alcohol abuse is a serious issue on college campuses, yet I find this story utterly hilarious.

The Washington Free Beacon reports:

Air Tests Positive for Alcohol at Frat House

Indoor air at a Maryland frat house tested positive for alcohol.

The booze-filled party location’s air was found to have an alcohol concentration of 0.01. 0.08 is the legal blood alcohol limit for driving.

The home was the American University’s home for Sigma Alpha Epsilon, WJLA reports.

Officers were called to the home by neighbors who were bothered by the loud music coming from the party. Upon arriving, eight people locked themselves in a bathroom and one jumped from a second-story window.

The windows were covered with trash bags and insulation while some empty containers were everywhere. The floor of the basement was sticky from spilled alcoholic beverages.