Has “Dr.” Donny diagnosed any other presidents with this condition?
Are you plagued by unsettled feelings that you can’t figure out? Don’t have the time or money to consult a psychoanalyst about it?
Well, now there’s great news for sufferers: a fast-and-easy way to get to the bottom of what’s bugging you! Simply submit of few seconds of video of yourself to “Dr.” Donny Deutsch, and he will provide a detailed analysis of your underlying issues.
Donny demonstrated his amazing analytical skills on today’s Morning Joe. Commenting on a brief video of President Trump at a meeting with his arms folded across his chest, Donny declared:
“This is the first time since he’s come on the political scene I’ve seen his arms like this [Donny demonstrates, folding his own arms across his chest] . . . It’s interesting how you really feel that he is almost afraid. That the more he blusters, the more you feel his insecurity, the more you feel his pathos, his neuroses.”
Act now by sending $19.95 to Dr. Donny, and for a limited time, we’ll throw in a copy of Donny’s remainder-bin classic, “Dating Tips for Aging Playboys.” Operators standing by!
And since the doctor is in this morning, perhaps Donny could provide an analysis of one more patient.
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