Do you know how to get offended by everything? Could your life use a little more outrage? Then, my friend, today is your lucky day.

In JP’s latest episode you’ll learn how to get real good and offended in three easy steps.

Step 1.

Listen to what someone says and then selflessly make it all about you by taking it personally, even if it has nothing to do with you.

Step 2.

Create a large amount of tension inside your body. You really want to concentrate on bringing attention to your stomach, your chest, and your face.

Step 3.

Project outrage onto the other person.

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