Meet Marlon Bundo, Vice Bunny of the United States
And his feline friends Oreo and Pickle
The Trumps may be considering a goldendoodle named Patton as the official White House pet, but the Pences have no such dilemma. Vice President Pence and family brought their furry entourage to the Imperial City earlier this month.
The Pences have two cats, Oreo and Pickle, and a bunny named Marlon Bundo.
Bundo has been on several adventures, including a fancy trip to D.C. with his other fluffy family members:
Today I took my first @USAF flight to my new home in DC, with Mike, Karen, Charlotte, Oreo & Pickles Pence. #MAGA #MarlonBundo #MyFirstTweet pic.twitter.com/zwxFygh0l9
— Marlon Bundo (@realMarlonBundo) January 10, 2017
The BOTUS celebrated the inauguration with an extra helping of leafy greens:
I did, yes! ???????????? https://t.co/U3WbTWXgkd
— Marlon Bundo (@realMarlonBundo) January 20, 2017
He’s already busy at work, sitting on desks:
And hopping around feet:
You can follow Marlon Bundo on Twitter and Instagram.
Bundo is pretty adorable, but my favorite executive pet story goes to Andrew Jackson’s parrot, who’d picked up such vile language, it had to be carried out of Old Hickory’s funeral. Meanwhile, Coolidge had his very own wildlife collection, complete with raccoons, a bobcat, and donkey.
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I’m looking forward to more tweets from the BOTUS. Note to the media….bunnies like to eat dandelions and other undesirable things. Don’t annoy the BOTUS or he will go to thumper mode and you’ll be sorry.
Finally!!!! Putting Michelle O’s garden plot to good use… BOTUS can have all the honestly grown veggies available on the grounds (versus the amazing variety and volume found with Michelle O’s green(backs) supply).
I hope they took the marijuana plants with them. There is nothing scarier than a hopped up rabbit.
Any pet rabbit should be named “Dinner” or “Stew”.
With lots of carrots and potatoes and a touch of Worchestire sauce
Maybe the Pences are just ‘Preppers’, with a optimistic view of the duration of societal collapse. “I’m sorry honey, Marlon’s time is up. We need the meat, and I don’t see things getting better until next week.”
For justice, we must go to Don Carrot.
I detect a Yuuuge amount of Leporidaepobia on this blog. It will be reported to the proper officials. Oops! Thought I was on The People’s Cube for a minute.
The White House is long overdue for a first rabbit. A groundhog that will predict climate change. A goldfish that will predict global warming. A canary that will predict catastrophic change. With a bird’s eye-view, it could supplement the incomplete and insufficient skill of models.
Novus Bundo Mundi.