Dumbest Movie Ever? Why Is That a Gun in Your Pocket is a Hollywood Pipe Dream
Hollywood pretends to understand Texas gun culture
Dumbest movie ever or THE dumbest movie ever?
Is That a Gun in Your Pocket is set to hit theaters in September takes aim at Texas and our love of guns.
The film’s official website provides the following synopsis:
If there’s one thing that the men of Rockford Texas love as much as their women, it’s their guns. But when a gun incident at a neighborhood school spurs one stay at home mom, Jenna (Andrea Anders), to rethink Rockford’s obsessive gun culture, life in this idyllic town is turned upside-down.
The trailer being an indicator, the women of Rockford band together and decide to withhold sex until their husbands agree to part ways with their true objects of affection — their firearms.
Beyond the obvious idiocy of the plot line is the simple little fact that no self-respecting Texan woman would ever do such a thing. Why? We fully understand the best way to avoid victimhood is to shoot back. We’ve also been raised with guns of all kinds for all purposes.
And that “obsessive gun culture,” well, it keeps us safer than states and cities who’s laws speak to irrational fear of inanimate objects. Take Plano, Texas for example. It’s one of the most heavily armed cities in the country and has an incredibly low murder rate. El Paso, situated along the contentious Texas/Mexico border, too is safe and you would know their gun laws are super lax too.
But it’s not like I expect those pushing an agenda to give a damn about facts.
The tired and patronizing “all southerners are morons incapable of understanding their own idiocy” meme is sure to pack theaters down south…
Dream on, Hollywood.
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Don’t you mean no self-respecting Texas woman outside of Austin? Oh wait. You did say “self-respecting.” Never mind.
I think the statistic is still current, but the zip code with the highest number of CHL’s has the Texas Capitol building in the center. Our capitol building not only allows CHL’s but encourages and rewards them with expedited passage through the security areas.
(And our Capitol Building is taller that the US Capital, much more majestic and almost always used in films as a substitute for the US Capitol where stock footage cannot be used)
And Austin ain’t Texas. More like a reservation for liberals so we never run out of horrible examples.
Well, that’s a pretty good idea, but why do you have to keep ’em so close to the Legislature??
A gun can be used for self-defense, recreation, hunting, and, yes, to commit abortion.
A scalpel can be used for surgery, and, yes, to commit abortion.
They probably have a point, somewhere, lurking in the dark fringes of the twilight.
… the women of Rockford band together and decide to withhold sex until their husbands agree to part ways with their true objects of affection — their firearms.
If that really happened, the women might just find out they aren’t all that good in bed. 🙂
Lysistrata in Texas?
Why is it that people keep wanting to revive that old plot, everywhere except in real life?
wBecause Whores and prostitutes are readily available?
Real Texas women know how to ride, load, shoot straight, and think right.
They’ve got more balls than Obama and will girlcott this movie.
Who says that there’s no argument for no-fault divorce…
On any give day… Hollywood can release the worst movie ever made.
The IRS should forbid them from writing-off this loss since it’s an obvious political donation…
Sounds like someone decided to ask themselves how they could take Lysistrata and make it unfunny and stupid.
The irony is that realistically, the gun incident would involve an illegal alien.
withhold sex until their husbands agree to part ways with their true objects of affection — their firearms.
Wow, maybe they should title this one Backfire City.
That’s the first thing I check—is she rabidly anti-gun? If so, that ends it before it starts. Sometimes I have to nudge a bit to find out, and let on that I’m a dues-paying member of some civil rights organizations … NRA, GOA, GOAL, JPFO, SAF … and watch for the reaction.
A little unsolicited advice to women (and some of them need it, it’s not just Hollywood) … some fights you just don’t start unless you’re really, really sure that you can win.
I have a profile on a singles site. The profile features photos of me, with three of them depicting me with weapons: firearms (shooting an AR-10 with a holstered handgun on my hip); sword (I practiced iaido); and bow and arrow (at an archery range). I don’t get contacted by women who have a problem with that. Indeed, that’s exactly what the photos are for – to act as a filter so I don’t have to do any filtering of my own later.
If people don’t like guns then they should live in the gun-free utopias like Chicago and Detroit.
Actually about that gun free Detroit utopia……
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/01/03/detroit-police-chief-james-craig-says-more-citizens-should-be-armed.html
Detroit’s police chief has a solution to help drive down crime in one of the nation’s most dangerous cities: arm more citizens.
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“I changed my orientation real quick,” Craig said. “Maine is one of the safest places in America. Clearly, suspects knew that good Americans were armed.”
There’s a reason why movie viewership is down…
The last line of the trailer really says it all, doesn’t it?
“Liberty?!? #@$% them and their LIBERTY!!!”
The true attitude of every gun rights opponent.
Ms. Leachman had better have gotten her money up front; it appears she’s hitched her wagon to an anvil.
Having a fight and not wanting sex is fine and not that uncommon in relationships.
But any woman that explicitly withholds sex until you do something you don’t want to do needs to be kicked to the curb instantly.
So far it’s received 49 thumbs up and 412 thumbs down. First bunch of comments aren’t supportive of the THE dumbest movie ever.
Noishkel Hauptman2 weeks ago
‘Hey is that a gun in your pocket?1?’
No, it’s my liberal bullshit detector. And it’s going off like crazy.
The Libtard’s are sweating bullets over this election. They even came out with a movie glorifying the magic negro (the man who calls himself Obama) and how perfect he is. They’re really sick in the head.
Did you see the gal they got to play young Moochie?
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b164/digger48/wookie/4a74f64d-ae4e-4876-bd39-fc577cbbec23.png
There isn’t enough Ugly in all of the make-up kits of all the make-up artists in Hollywood to turn this gal into a young Moochelle Robinson.
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b164/digger48/wookie/Moochelle.png
Hell….. I own more guns than my husband by a very large margin…. and since we’re in mixed company I won’t comment on the relationship between a day at the range and sexual performance.
In the 16 years of wedded bliss and living in TX, my conservative wife has gone from hating guns to wanting to take a CHL class and get a gun.
GOD BLESS TEXAS!
P.S. I think I’ll get her a CHL class for women as a present soon.
I’d imagine if this were to happen, many of those fellers would be looking for someplace else to shoot their bullets.
As I look back at the NRA’s history (Life member since around 1980) I’m impressed with the Greats who have been involved.
Past President of the NRA Charlton Heston.
On Civil Rights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrkqD7JKDcA
On PC versus common sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOBflp5FymA
On the Right To Bear Arms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp8Q7biFHoY
Marion Hammer was another Giant and the first woman President of the NRA serving from 1995 to 1998. She pushed and won the Florida “shall issue” CCW’s. Is still a board member and a thorn in the Florida anti’s side.
We are the oldest civil rights organization in the USA.
This plot was a fantasy when Aristophanes used the withholding of sex to stop the Peloponnesian War in “Lysistrata.” But Aristophanes knew what he was about, and played it for laughs.
Whole bunch of Yankees believe this sh*t.
That will make Secession much easier then…. no one will believe us until after we’re done!
I suppose the heroine of the piece is “just another typical housewife and mother” like Demanding Mother’s Shannon Watts…
Her: I’ll cut you off until you get rid of the guns.
Him: You can’t cut me off if you don’t know where I’m getting it.