::lights a match, tosses it on gasoline-soaked primary::
If you’re the guy (or gal) out there who keeps tempting fate by asking what could possibly make this GOP primary season worse, for the love of all that’s holy, STAHP. I beg you. If you love George Washington you’ll stop…
Because the dumpster fire isn’t burning bright enough, a federal judge scheduled the Trump University hearings for the first day of the GOP Convention.
I can see it now…
“Where’s Donald Trump? I thought he was supposed to speak at the convention tonight.”
“Oh him? Yeah, he’s testifying to fraud allegations. Should be there soon though.”
“Cool.” [Nervous laughter]
::looks up at bar TV::
::sees breaking news coverage of Donald Trump driving a white Bronco, leading police in a high-speed chase::
“I’M STEALING BACK THE NOMINATION THAT WAS STOLEN FROM ME FIRST!11!!! It’s MINE! MIIIINNNEE!!!!” Trump hollers from the window, hair piece blowing in the wind.
Josh Gerstein reported for Politico Tuesday:
A federal judge announced this week that on the first day of that convention he plans to convene an important hearing on a class-action lawsuit against Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump and his Trump University real estate seminar program.
U.S. District Judge Gonzalo Curiel issued an order Monday setting the July 18 hearing on a move by Trump’s lawyers to toss out the Cohen v. Trump case. The judge also plans to take up other motions, including one asking that the case be stripped of its class-action status.
I blogged about the Trump University court stuff yesterday. That link here.
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