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Jeb Scraps His Glasses

Jeb Scraps His Glasses

A Reverse Perry

Four-eyes no more! Jeb ditched his frames for contacts.

ABC News reported:

While in Florida in November, he told an audience of all the advice he’s gotten. “Some is stylistic. Take off the suit coat. Ditch the glasses. Get rid of the purple striped tie,” he said, adding, “I can’t be something I’m not.”

Lately, he’s taken to not wearing his glasses during remote interviews, telling this reporter before a “Good Morning America” interview that he does so when he doesn’t have to see.

But now, as the South Carolina primary nears, Bush has taken it a step further, telling reporters today that he’s done the unthinkable (at least in our minds) and gotten contacts.

“I’m wearing them, I got home yesterday for the first time in three weeks, two-and-a-half weeks, and went to uh, the eye doctor and got a haircut. Big news in the Bush campaign,” he said, smiling.

After the gaggle was done — he had announced that his mother would be joining him on the trail on Thursday — he looked around.

“Hey Candace, you know … I just thought that was a joke … wherever you are,” he said.

I was standing right in front of him.

“See!” he exclaimed. “I can’t see.”

Naturally, Trump had something to say about Jeb’s latest look:

And in case you’re wondering, yes, it is a slow news day.

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So, he’s ditched the glasses, for whatever reason his handlers have rationalized is a good reason at this juncture.
(Sounds like he said he went to the eye doctor and got a haircut.)

On the heels of this:
“Jeb raises his hand when Lindsey Graham asks his audience: ‘How many of you are Democrats?’ ”

Pathetic, just pathetic.

He’s ditched the glasses?

That’ll do it for sure.

Finally, the winning formula.

No more “We’re No. 5, We’re No. 5” at the Jeb! rallies.

Is it just me, or does he look like someone you would tell your children to avoid?

Considering that Apple is having a big fight with a judge about installing backdoors in iPhones it is not that slow a day.

He could go full Bruce Jenner. Who cares?

Bless his heart. Does no one have the heart to tell him that this whole Jeb! thing just isn’t going to happen?

They need to change “Jeb!” to “Jeb?”

I have the mental image of him squinting trying to figure out if he recognizes that person over there…

Still 5th in the Republican primary, but he DID jump 3 spots in the Tom Brokaw lookalike contest!

A start, but he really needs to just scrap his campaign.