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TOTUS Gets a Presidential Pardon Just in Time for Thanksgiving

TOTUS Gets a Presidential Pardon Just in Time for Thanksgiving

You’ll be having turkey for Thanksgiving, just not this one.

Today is the annual pardoning of the Thanksgiving turkey.

Watch the TOTUS (Turkey of the United States) receive an official meal pass.

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Bitterlyclinging | November 25, 2015 at 2:58 pm

They’re serving dog on the White House Thanksgiving table this year, broiled, baked, or fried.

Actually, this was a trial run of the undemonstrated theory that a president may pardon himself. That has never been done, ISFAICDTTBOMAAPK, and might be in anticipation of that likely felt need come January 19, 2017!

OTOH: This is a pardon of a turkey by a turkey!

Was the turkey he pardoned Hillary Clinton?

So what’s the white bird with the TOTUS ?

Lucien Cordier | November 25, 2015 at 5:56 pm

Where was the First Lady during the “ceremony”? Is she on vacation somewhere?

How come the turkey is pardoning himself? He should be wearing an orange jumpsuit with the rest of the terrorists at Gitmo.

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