TOTUS Gets a Presidential Pardon Just in Time for Thanksgiving
You’ll be having turkey for Thanksgiving, just not this one.
Today is the annual pardoning of the Thanksgiving turkey.
Watch the TOTUS (Turkey of the United States) receive an official meal pass.
Did the President pardon that turkey yet? BECAUSE I HAVE NEW EVIDENCE.
— etherbrian (@etherbrian) November 25, 2015
Who will be the first Republican Presidential candidate to call Obama weak on turkey crime? My money's on Huckabee.
— Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard) November 25, 2015
Just once, I'd love to see a president deny the traditional turkey's pardon and behead it in front of a horrified press pool.
— Seth Grahame-Smith (@sethgs) November 25, 2015
Obama WOULD pardon a white turkey
— Justin Miller (@justinjm1) November 25, 2015
Turkey gave two gobbles. There's a third. Must know what's going on.
— Fred Lucas (@FredLucasWH) November 25, 2015
I love the turkey pardon & the president making his daughters cringe with lame dad jokes pic.twitter.com/mntS3TBQej
— Justin Gray (@grayjustin) November 25, 2015
.@POTUS says he cant believe this is his 7th turkey pardoning "time flies even if turkey's don't"
— Andrea Mitchell (@mitchellreports) November 25, 2015
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They’re serving dog on the White House Thanksgiving table this year, broiled, baked, or fried.
Actually, this was a trial run of the undemonstrated theory that a president may pardon himself. That has never been done, ISFAICDTTBOMAAPK, and might be in anticipation of that likely felt need come January 19, 2017!
OTOH: This is a pardon of a turkey by a turkey!
Was the turkey he pardoned Hillary Clinton?
So what’s the white bird with the TOTUS ?
Where was the First Lady during the “ceremony”? Is she on vacation somewhere?
Prolly in the White House kitchen licking the mixing bowls and berating the cook staff
No, Lois Lerner.
How come the turkey is pardoning himself? He should be wearing an orange jumpsuit with the rest of the terrorists at Gitmo.