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Scientific study confirms The Onion theory of one continuous American meal

Scientific study confirms The Onion theory of one continuous American meal

Not The Onion and The Onion.

People are always willing to tell you how and when to eat but the rules seem to change all the time. The newest target for criticism is eating throughout the day or “grazing” as some call it.

Melissa Healy of the Los Angeles Times:

Longer fasts might help with weight loss but Americans eat all day long

It’s official: Americans’ 24/7 culture of work, entertainment and digital connectivity now also extends to our dietary consumption patterns, new research finds.

Americans’ erratic, round-the-clock eating patterns, suggests the new study, have probably contributed to an epidemic of obesity and Type 2 diabetes. But they can be changed, and the restoration of a longer nighttime “fast” shows promise as a means to lower weight and better health, researchers add.

In a study that detailed the consumption patterns of just over 150 nondieting, non-shift-working people in and around San Diego for three weeks, researchers at the Salk Institute in La Jolla found that a majority of people eat for stretches of 15 hours or longer most days — and fast for fewer than nine hours a night.

The report contains important information about consumption events (emphasis is mine):

Despite participants’ typical claim to consuming three meals a day, “a breakfast-lunch-dinner temporal pattern was largely absent,” the researchers wrote in an article published Thursday in the journal Cell Metabolism.

The participants ate and drank pretty much all day, researchers found. The 10% of eaters whose consumption “events” were most limited averaged 4.22 a day. The 10% who ate most frequently averaged 15.5 noshes per day. Fewer than 10% of participants went for more than 12 hours without eating.

If any of this sounds familiar to you, it might be because you read the 2012 article in The Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/article/report-majority-of-americans-now-eating-one-contin-30141

Report: Majority Of Americans Now Eating One Continuous Meal A Day

WASHINGTON—According to a trend analysis conducted by leading sociologists, most Americans, rather than eating a series of meals with breaks in between, are now eating one continuous, uninterrupted meal throughout the day.

“What we’re seeing is that for the majority of citizens, the process of eating now begins the instant they awake in the morning and then continues ceaselessly through the entire day until the instant they go to sleep,” sociologist Donald Sims told reporters Monday, noting that at no point during their waking hours are Americans not in some stage of consuming a food product. “In other words, a meal will not end after a food item, or plate of food items, has been eaten, but will instead continue uninterrupted for the next 16 hours or so.”

According to The Onion, this day-long feast would simply be called “Meal”:

By evening, sociologists confirmed, this continuous stretch of consumption, now known simply as “Meal,” is commonly eaten at or delivered by a restaurant, and ingested from early evening until bedtime, which today is defined as the hour at which the food runs out.

Read the rest here.

Enjoy your brunch, America.

And by the way, that counts as two consumption events.

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To respond to the root post, according to anthropologists, we were for most of history “grazers” who ate opportunistically. The idea of hunter-gatherers sitting down to breakfast, lunch and dinner is silly!

Even in our latter history as agrarians, we probable ate much the same way, but more sparingly than we have the ability to do now. It is not beyond reason to suggest that “meals” at the beginning and ending of the work day did come into practice sometime in this period.

Still, we DID enjoy feasts periodically, even in the Stone Age. The ideal may be to eat so as NOT to celebrate a feast every day.

Analog? Gaming “eating’ habits and one continuous meal:

Pac-Man is taken to the next stage when all the pac-dots are eaten. You must watch out for Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde. Go for the Power pellets in the four corners to overcome the enemies.

This calls for more food control laws!

Go to Pizza Hut to get a pizza…be subjected to a background check, and 24 hour waiting period, before taking delivery of the pizza.

In Illinois, you’d need a FOID card (Food Orderer’s ID) to place a food order at a fast food joint. Only those with a FFL (Federal Food License) would be allowed to sell food, legally.

Of course, all of this would inevitably lead to a black supermarket of illegal food!

    userpen in reply to rinardman. | September 27, 2015 at 3:13 pm

    As our most illustrious president has recently advocated, you solve the problem by selectively enforcing the laws.

    Later on you can invite a world famous chef to the white house and, while wearing his most illustrious white chef attire, speak on the plight of food subjected to the black supermarket and impress upon congress the need to open wide the food panty and allow equal food access/distribution to all…..especially those south of the border. But one word of warning: you must not under any circumstances ship the food to them, you must bring them here to get it!

I eat constantly, from the moment I wake up until I pass out late in the evening, but the effort it takes burns all the extra calories. *ding* Ah, my Lean Pocket is ready.

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