Club Gitmo.
Feeling so…ISIS right now.

Every year, the city of Tampa, Florida gathers at the Gasparilla Pirate Festival to soak in a little sun, a little more music, and one too many of those gigantic frozen margaritas.

Not exactly the best venue to discuss pressing issues of foreign policy, but still—you’d expect the attendees to have at least a basic awareness of the things that threaten their country at any given moment.

Or would you? Maybe not after today.

Fox News’ Jesse Watters traveled down to Gasparilla to see just how many attendees he could coax into revealing a rudimentary grasp on current events. The results will not shock you.

From Fox News Insider:

“Do you think [the administration] should keep Gitmo open or close it?”

“Open, so we can have fun.”
“Club Gitmo?”
“You know it!”

No. Surely not.

“Do you know what ISIS is?”

“Being alone.”

This is real. This is a thing that is real that has happened and if I have to deal with it, then so do you.


Yesterday, I said that Americans may have finally realized what it means to fight a “war on terror.” Today, I’m wondering where I can get one of those big margaritas here inside the beltway.

It’s going to be a long war.