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Did you know “Club Gitmo” has a VIP list?

Did you know “Club Gitmo” has a VIP list?

No wonder the world hates us

Club Gitmo.
Feeling so…ISIS right now.

Every year, the city of Tampa, Florida gathers at the Gasparilla Pirate Festival to soak in a little sun, a little more music, and one too many of those gigantic frozen margaritas.

Not exactly the best venue to discuss pressing issues of foreign policy, but still—you’d expect the attendees to have at least a basic awareness of the things that threaten their country at any given moment.

Or would you? Maybe not after today.

Fox News’ Jesse Watters traveled down to Gasparilla to see just how many attendees he could coax into revealing a rudimentary grasp on current events. The results will not shock you.

From Fox News Insider:

“Do you think [the administration] should keep Gitmo open or close it?”

“Open, so we can have fun.”
“Club Gitmo?”
“You know it!”

No. Surely not.

“Do you know what ISIS is?”

“Being alone.”

This is real. This is a thing that is real that has happened and if I have to deal with it, then so do you.


Yesterday, I said that Americans may have finally realized what it means to fight a “war on terror.” Today, I’m wondering where I can get one of those big margaritas here inside the beltway.

It’s going to be a long war.


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Terence, this is stupid stuff.

Their parents must be so proud.

legacyrepublican | February 10, 2015 at 8:19 am

They would probably believe that ISIS is a rub off cream that helps stop severe neck pain at its source and want to try it.

But the most informed of this set are smugly confident they have a grasp, because they hear trusted Brian Williams types, and their Hollywood pretend friends, enlightening them.

Americans cause Global Warming
Republicans are fascists
FAUX News lies a lot
Free society should have no borders
Public schools should teach kids details of gay sex

and so forth …

These are arrested development kids, raised with leftist culture telling them communism is great, America is evil

No one mentioned that Isis is the really pretty dog on Downton Abbey?

Best line in the whole segment. “And he gets paid for that!”

smalltownoklahoman | February 10, 2015 at 9:42 am

*hangs head and sighs*

OY, ignorance!

Salon already screamed that not enough black people are there.

And these “people” vote…

Our republic is in serious trouble.

Some people are too young, inexperienced, and immature to handle the disposable income they have.

Sammy Finkelman | February 10, 2015 at 1:52 pm

Actually ISIS is the name of a condominium development or two.

1. In Palm Beach Florida:

(Maybe no longer

2. In New York City:

Sammy Finkelman | February 10, 2015 at 1:55 pm

It looks like they haven’t changed their name:

Built in 2008
32 Apartments
19 Floors

Last updated Feb 07, 2015