This, ladies and gentleman, is our Department of State.
Just call out their name and you know where ever they are, they’ll come running with a hashtag or cheesy publicity stunt.
After the terrorist attack workplace violence incident that took place at Charlie Hebdo, our response to one of our longest standing allies and friends is… James Taylor.
Nous sommes tres insultant.
Taylor performed “You’ve Got a Friend” at a press conference held by Secretary Kerry in Paris:
Though we can’t help but think Barry McGuire would’ve been a more appropriate act, all things considered:
UPDATE: Bonus question:
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