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First World Problems

First World Problems

(Real or Imagined)

One of you is going to watch this, and comment:

This is 3 minutes and 44 seconds of my life I’ll never get back.

There is so much wrong there, it’s hard to know where to start.

Please, don’t hate me for posting this.


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This is 3 minutes and 44 seconds of my life I’ll never get back.

Happy now?

Hatefully yours,


It was only 59 seconds, half of which was spent in prayer that these girls find a better use for their talent. More I could not bear.


I don’t hate you for posting this Professor but it may take a long time to forgive you for subjecting me to this. 🙁

Naw not 3:44, I only made it to 1:14, but to be honest part of that was spent in absolute amazement at the utter ignorance of their first point.

I don’t hate you for posting it, to me it is a public service that you did post it, so everyone can see the true results of common core.

what irritating voices and I think I went less than 59 seconds before I could not listen to anymore of those girls talking… outstanding? NO WAY!!

The Howard Zinnification of the American school system.

And by the way ladies, plenty of guns have been banned over the years. And when a school “bans” a book, it’s still available at the local bookstore — but that would take some effort on your part to find it.

    some books such as Cather in the Rye should have been banned instead of being thrust upon us to read such rubbish!!

      I plead a keyboard error, because that should read “Catcher in the Rye”… and it should not have been published in the first place.

      I did not have to read Portnoy’s Complaint but that is another one full of rubbish and not worth the read.

        gospace in reply to Aussie. | January 10, 2015 at 3:49 am

        Yep, you named the two I disliked the most of required reading. Death of a Salesman was third- hit too close to home.

        There was never any Asimov or Heinlein in required reading. As today there is probably no Niven or Pournelle.

        Or even Tolkien or the Harry Potter books, which kids who are brought up to read actually read on their own.

This is truly pukey. I will make an effort to forgive you.

9thDistrictNeighbor | January 9, 2015 at 10:30 pm

They lost me at Catcher in the Rye. Howard Zinn-ification indeed. However, Queen Latifah did say it was “powerful.”

Really, Professor, you have time to watch daytime television between semesters?

Ugh !!!


Too much.

I hate you.

do click over and read the comments on the youtube page. not everyone liked

The first 38 seconds weren’t so bad.

Doug Wright Old Grouchy | January 9, 2015 at 10:43 pm

This is on the par with the 2008 kids’ song about Obama, Obama!


    Doug Wright Old Grouchy in reply to Doug Wright Old Grouchy. | January 9, 2015 at 10:47 pm

    No, won’t hate you. Might pity what you had to go through to post this article. Jeez, wouldn’t a Cliffs Note about the Joys of Obama been less mind numbing?

Henry Hawkins | January 9, 2015 at 11:02 pm

I hate youth. I wish it were more painful than it already is.

Hashtag activism meets performance art?

They make it seem like there is only injustice in America, when there is more justice and tolerance in American society than most anywhere.

    Walker Evans in reply to oldschooltwentysix. | January 11, 2015 at 2:36 am

    Of course, but these children don’t know that; they have yet to be exposed to what we know as “the real world”. They know what they have been taught, and seen on TV and the ‘net and of these only the ‘net has a semblance of truth and then only if the have the experience to find the small grains of truth in a sea of swill!

    And they are, as noted, still children after all. They need more experience to do that weeding; it’s a “Catch-22” … which they also haven’t been allowed to read!

It’s nothing you couldn’t hear at any forensics tournament.

This is the idiocy being taught in schools. This is the future.

Mr. Jacobson has done us a favor by revealing to us the current state of propaganda an manipulation by the Left.

This will not end well.

This is the enemy we face…

TrooperJohnSmith | January 10, 2015 at 7:38 am

No. I got 1:25 in, and my head was starting to explode.

Whatever point got lost in the delivery. Don’t scream at me. Especially in unison. Especially with shrill voices. Early on a quiet, Sunday morn.

You can cleanse your brain with this, also provided by the good Professor.

Though it does leave us all with a tough question…

Get Lit – Teaching teens literacy through the poetry of present day Socialist talking points. Brought to you by your tax dollars freely given by the Department of (In) Justice and the Department of (Re)Education.

Reason number 9,472 why I homeschool. We are raising generation after generation of idiots. Lord have mercy on us.

    Miles in reply to Anonamom. | January 10, 2015 at 10:59 pm

    Thank you dear Lady for understanding the danger in letting children be indoctrinated with the mush they call ‘education’ today.

    Your children will truly thank you for it.

MaggotAtBroadAndWall | January 10, 2015 at 11:06 am

So, the multi-millionaire black woman invited young girls of various ethnicities to recite a poem on her show about how horrible America is. A country with a 70% white majority that is governed by a black man educated at the most prestigious private high school in Hawaii and who graduated from two of the most prestigious private universities in the world, who is married to a black woman educated at two of the most prestigious private universities in the world, whose Justice Department is headed by a black man whose degrees are from one of the most prestigious private universities in the world, and who sends his two black daughters to one of the most prestigious private high schools in the world.

Only in America.

I am not sure I can forgive you for this Prof.
some jokes just go too far and this is surely a joke…

i refuse to watch anything with that untalented racist pig in it, so now i have 3:44 of my life i can spend watching cute cat videos.

Not exactly “Give Him a Great Big Kiss”, is it?