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The 10 most delicious liberal election disaster headlines

The 10 most delicious liberal election disaster headlines

The liberal media is not coping with the Midterm election results very well

Following an epic GOP whoopin’ on Tuesday, the liberal media is in full pout mode. That the country would almost unilaterally reject President Obama’s policies and a statist agenda is incomprehensible to some. There must be some other reason! Those that were kind enough to concede the shellacking tried their best to undermine its meaning.

And so we present the 10 most delicious liberal election headline disasters. Extra credit to Salon who is kicking butt and taking names in the “Bitter Loser” category.

1. It was nice knowing you, polar bears.

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2. Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night.

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3. Please, oh please let this happen

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4. Disenfranchised by draconian Republican voter ID laws, Climate is very unhappy

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5. White women ruin EVERYTHING

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6. Sometimes delusion has no bounds, like this post for example

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7. David Perdue won by almost 8 points, but I’m sure it means nothing

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8. Of course none of this would’ve happened if the Republicans would stop being so racist

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9. The end is nigh, McConnell. NIGH!!

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10. Historic election? Meh.

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Comments

Henry Hawkins | November 6, 2014 at 9:01 pm

Move over, Baghdad Bob.

nordic_prince | November 6, 2014 at 9:56 pm

What’s the psychological term for people who cannot handle reality? Amazing how desperate lefties are to avoid those stubborn things called “facts.”

Voting against Obama obviously means you hate black people. Voting for Tim Scott obviously means you hate black people.

See how easy it is?

Wallow, wallow, wallow, wallow…gently down the stream…

Barely, barely, barely, barely…life is so extreme…

Humphrey's Executor | November 6, 2014 at 10:12 pm

Katrina vanden Heuvel is a loathsome common scold.

I was snickering too, till I got to the last two.

With the RINOs running the party, I will be greatly surprised if they can carry any of this over to 2016.

Or next week.

Remember, these are the big brains that ‘splain stuff to us rubes.

VetHusbandFather | November 6, 2014 at 11:11 pm

I’m not even mad bro.

Seriously, if they Democrats want to come up with every excuse under the sun, it just makes our chances better in 2016. So go ahead, tell yourselves that the majority of the country hasn’t seen through your sorry excuse of a platform. Tell yourself that the majority of this country still wants obamacare, open borders, and a appeasement foreign policy that is spiraling out of control. Tell yourself that you have a strong enough base of whackjobs that will come out and vote for it in 2016. While you are waiting for them to come out and vote, we’ll take another election. Thanks.

    MaggotAtBroadAndWall in reply to VetHusbandFather. | November 7, 2014 at 9:48 am

    The writers above may have some influence on the far left fringe, but they’re mostly just provocateurs and ideologues who preach to the choir. The guys and gals who make the big bucks as Democrat strategists, consultants, pollsters etc. are the ones to pay attention to. One of the most important voices is a guy named Doug Sosnick. He warned not long after the 2012 election that the “Obama coalition” was not sustainable if Obama is not on the ballot.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2013/05/dem-strategist-warns-party-in-decline-91172.html

    I think the Democrats who matter now understand Sosnick was right. Greg Sargent’s piece the day after the election was filled with quotes from strategists and pollsters suggesting they know Democrats have a serious problem. They’re now back to where they were when Howard Dean made the obnoxious comment that Democrats have to figure out how to appeal to Southerners who drive around in pickup trucks with Confederate flag bumper stickers. I think that’s one reason why they spent so much money in Georgia, Kentucky, North Carolina and even Texas. It failed this time but they’re developing an infrastructure to better compete there in the future.

    I totally agree… the best thing in the world would be for the moron prog fringe to truly “double down” on their progressivism and just keep trying to ram that square peg into that round hole. Just keep hammering it progs! Just keep hammering!

The redneck hicks that live in flyover country are to blame for the disaster of last Tuesday night /sarc

LSD is soooo 1960s.

Whatever brave soul compiled these screencaps needs them some Adblock.

Firefox needs an add-on for leftists called RealityBlockPlus.

I just love the smell of liberal derangement in the morning!

“You probably read the recent Boehner/McConnell editorial Now We Can Get Congress Going. Curiously missing from there plan for the near future were two words: “Amnesty” and “Immigration”.

Worse than the omission is the constant need to declare in advance what they will or won’t do. The ‘leaders’ of the Republican party have not even had time to meet with their members, and they are out there telling the world what they won’t

To paraphrase (badly) something I read just after the election – “If the electorate just wanted to have Congress work better or break the gridlock, they would have elected more Democrats.”

The electorate expects policy change to come out of the election of Republicans.

Remember how Obama said his policies were on the ballot? Not so much now, eh?

[…] Legal Insurrection has all ten for you, but I had to share this one myself because the White House has actually taken Katrina vanden Heuvel comically tragic bad advice. […]

I can imagine the cartoon–a polar bear (thalarctos maritimus) munching on the carcass of an ecofreak (homo sapiens [?]) with a broken sign lying on the ice reading “Nice knowing you, polar bears”.

Polar bear 1 to polar bear : Greenpeace activist tastes like baby seal blubber.

The “Leave Obama Alone!” pic pretty much wraps it up.

Why try to delve into the minds of lunatics?

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