Local security guards form defensive line at strategic Men’s Wearhouse and Express crossroads.
It has come to this.
Biggest surprise of the evening?
There’s a Sears store still open.
UPDATES: Sears has been breached, as protesters used the ancient Escalator Maneuver, first used by Hannibal to cross the Alps, flanking the Ladies’ Wear staff and leaving the Mens’ Footwear attendant fleeing into the Holiday Special Items section:
After intense rounds of hide-and-seek, the protesters withdrew and the gates to the castle were closed:DONATE
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