If “no means no,” and “yes means yes,” what does it mean when the app crashes?
On Monday, we told you about a new California law that essentially outlaws sloppy, reckless sex between college students. Now, a new app has launched that seeks to eliminate all debate over whether or not that hot guy or girl at the bar is “good to go”—home with you.
Via the New York Daily News:
“Good2Go should be treated in the same manner as putting on a condom,” its website explains. “It may stop the action for a second, but everyone understands it is in the interest of safety, so it is worth the momentary pause.”
The free app works as follows: After sparks fly with a potential hookup, one of the people involved launches the free Good2Go app on his or her phone.
When it is opened, the app will display the question, “Are we Good2Go?” The other party then selects “No thanks,” “Yes, but…we need to talk” or “I’m Good2Go.”
If the first option is chosen, a screen pops up that says “Remember! No means No! Only Yes means Yes, BUT can be changed to NO at any time!”
The second choice pauses the app so the pair can have their discussion.
According to Slate, app developer Lee Ann Allman was inspired to create this weirdness after she spoke to college students across the country about the problem of sexual assault on college campuses:
They “are very aware of what’s happening, and they’re worried about it, but they’re confused about what to do. They don’t know how they should be approaching somebody they’re interested in,” she told me. Meanwhile, “kids are so used to having technology that helps them with issues in their lives” that Allman believes the app will help facilitate necessary conversations, encourage them to consider their level of intoxication, and remind young people that consent to sex should be affirmatively given and can be revoked at any time.
(Before we dive any further into this mess, we need to address this idea that somehow a sex app is going to help sexually active young adults have more responsible sex by forcing them to push buttons before they engage in all the sex they’re already having. I’m only 29, but I remember a time when sex wasn’t rocket science. Did they change it? What are we confused about here?)
The problems with relying on an app to prevent potential assaults are legion, but the biggest problem that nobody seems to want to talk about is the fact that this app logs the name and phone number of everyone you engage in this weird online sex interview.
This doesn’t just mean that your data is potentially vulnerable to hackers, should they go after the service. (Good2Go stores its users’ information on Amazon Web Services, which are considered secure — but have been hacked before.) It also means the logs could transfer to another company if Good2Go is sold, be subpoenaed in a lawsuit or criminal case, or sold off to someone else entirely.
“To be clear, it is not our policy to disclose these records to just anyone,” Lee Ann Allman, the president of Good2Go and its parent company, Sandton Technologies, told the Post. “Good2Go/Sandton Technologies would need to be presented with an official, legal request via law enforcement or a specific university before we would disclose these records.”
Not only is this data potentially embarrassing (and I assure you, if you need an app to have the sex talk with Joe Hardbody from the pub, you should be extremely embarrassed), it’s also unreliable.
As is the case with many sexual assault cases, there’s no way to absolutely prove what two people who have engaged in sexual conduct were thinking when the contact took place.
Having this data floating around in the cloud is bad not only for the accused, but for victims as well. There are strict rules governing what evidence is and is not admissible in a court of law, but what about in university-run kangaroo courts? Or in the court of public opinion?
Maybe it’s time for modern society to put down its double vodka tonic and face the facts: if you need an app to tell you if it’s a good idea to have sex with someone, the answer is probably “no.”DONATE
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