Best College Marketing Tool Ever Week at College Insurrection

WILLIAM A. JACOBSON MAR 9, 2014 11:00 AM

Best marketing tool ever —  Attend college in Colorado, get stoned, stay out of jail:

• Colorado’s new marijuana law’s intriguing impact on college application rates

Breaking — students flee Utah for Colorado:

• University of Utah Students Busted for Smoking Pot in Campus Igloo

Someone isn’t thinking outside the Igloo:

• What Can be Done About “Party Schools”?

Everyone gets a trophy:

• College Board Overhauls SAT Test – Students No Longer Penalized for Wrong Answers

Eliminating PoliSci and Gender Studies departments would be a good start:

• Florida’s Republican Governor Wants to Stop University Tuition Increases

What does it say when they have to create a special position for this?

• CU-Boulder Announces Finalists for Conservative Visiting Scholar

Stimulus:

• Are they really “student loans” when used for cable TV, video games, utility bills, etc.?

Everyone out of the pool! Oh wait:

• Two U. of Minnesota Students Invent “Snow Swimming”
• Fire Drill Leads to Frostbite for a Minnesota High School Swim Student

Go to your room:

• New Jersey teen suing parents for college tuition loses first round in court

Naturally:

• University of Iowa President Under Fire for Remarks About Sexual Assault

This week in The Real War on Women:

• War on Women: CU Boulder’s Student Govt Denies Female College Republican Travel Money

When he comes at you with a hammer, for starters:

• Boise State Prof Op-Ed for the New York Times – When May I Shoot a Student?

• Liberty U. officer won’t be charged for fatally shooting hammer-wielding student

Blank page:

• Evergreen State’s New Exit Requirement: “What I Learned in College” Essay

When fascism comes to America, it will look like:

• Faculty at Rutgers Urges School to Drop Condoleezza Rice as Speaker

Did not receive the memo:

• Boston College Student Loses $80,000 for Family by Bragging on Facebook

If it’s anything like TSA searches, should be fun:

• FBI Search May Become Part of U. of Tennessee “Sex Week 2014″

BDS creating hostile educational environment:

• UCLA Student: Divestment talks show school has “strayed from its principles”
• UCLA Student Resigns from Student Gov, Citing its Focus on Political Activism

Like packages at Wal-Mart:

• Tennessee State Forces Students and Staff to Wear Trackable IDs

Obviously sexism:

• Columbia U. Sorority’s “Beer Olympics” Center of Latest Diversity Drama

When Obamacare comes to campus

• College ratings proposal is already leading one university to avoid “risky students”

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