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Best College Marketing Tool Ever Week at College Insurrection

Best College Marketing Tool Ever Week at College Insurrection

Another week of college antics, political correctness and general lunacy in the place we call “Higher Education”

Best marketing tool ever —  Attend college in Colorado, get stoned, stay out of jail:

Breaking — students flee Utah for Colorado:

Someone isn’t thinking outside the Igloo:

Everyone gets a trophy:

Eliminating PoliSci and Gender Studies departments would be a good start:

What does it say when they have to create a special position for this?


Everyone out of the pool! Oh wait:

Go to your room:


This week in The Real War on Women:

When he comes at you with a hammer, for starters:

Blank page:

When fascism comes to America, it will look like:

Did not receive the memo:

If it’s anything like TSA searches, should be fun:

BDS creating hostile educational environment:

Like packages at Wal-Mart:

Obviously sexism:

When Obamacare comes to campus


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Speaking of tools, there is a giant tool in the top picture.

innocent bystander | March 9, 2014 at 1:33 pm

I know that there is no way in hell that I would pay for my daughter to go to college in a state that legalized recreational marijuana.

MouseTheLuckyDog | March 9, 2014 at 3:40 pm

I’ve known some state funded colleges that play this game. They enroll as many students as they can. Then they tried to flunk out as many as they could. The reason being that they got money based on the number of students enrolled. So they got as much funding as they could. They then proceeded to flunk people out so that they would not have to pay to educate them.

Wonder if Colorado colleges are now in that business?

The Caption For the Top Picture:

HIS INFANTILE MAJESTY. Are we not blessed?