“First They Came for the Hook-Up Culture” Week at College Insurrection

WILLIAM A. JACOBSON FEB 1, 2014 11:06 AM

What have we done?

• Has “Hook-Up Culture” Fallen Victim to Student Debt Crisis?

Hook-Up Culture insurrects:

• U. of Tennessee’s 2014 Sex Week Features Porn Star Instructor and Aphrodisiac Cooking Class (Featured Image above)

If the bubble doesn’t get you, the Feds will:

• White House Overreaches With College Sexual Assault

Well, we’ll always have cheap home-brewed beer:

• Scholarships Available for UCSD’s Beer School

Study hard, and you too can be a success:

• U. Michigan Caves to Demands of Student Group Which Made Threats

That’s okay, as long as they don’t come for the Hook Up Culture:

• University of Wisconsin Lodge Forced to Remove Bibles from Rooms

Come on, she didn’t mean it, like David Gregory and that illegal ammo magazine:

• Student busted with counterfeit bill signed by US Treasury Sec. “Moe Money”

Cornell is number …. (in the business, that ellipsis is called a “tease”):

• The Snowiest Colleges in America

What, is she racist or something? (Read tonight’s Saturday Night Card Game)

• Chancellor of U. Illinois Attacked on Twitter for Not Cancelling Class Over Snow

I bet this guy also doesn’t cancel school for snow:

• Law Prof – Obama Meets Every Definition of an Imperial Presidency

Trick question:

• What’s The Least Free Place in America?
• Canada? Anti-Semitism Invades Canadian College Campus
• Ontario? University in Canada Violates Free Speech, Bans Book
• Wisconsin? “Crusaders” Mascot Sacrificed on Altar of College Political Correctness
• Minnesota? U. of Minnesota Black Student Groups Demand Race Ban from Crime Alerts

You can’t make this s–t up:

• Government Conducted a Study of a Study about Studies

Let me guess, they taste like Tofurkey:

• Victor Davis Hanson Says We Are “Eating our Young”

Prof. refuses to speak in class – why didn’t I think of that?

• Naropa’s silent professor returns from suspension

Nobody, and I mean Nobody, could have seen this coming:

• Dartmouth’s Race Activists Ramp Up Divisive Rhetoric in MLK, Jr.’s Name

His platform? Mess with faculty heads:

• Gov. Scott Walker’s Son Running for Chairman of Wisconsin College Republicans

No insult to fast food workers intended:

• “Are adjunct professors the fast-food workers of the academic world?”

The End:

• Rutgers U. Offers Course on Beyoncé
• U. Missouri Offers Class on Jay Z and Kanye West

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