Sisyphus got into Amherst, cool!
Keep pushing:
Like pushing a boulder downhill, these days:
I swear, this looks like a young …
Hey, at least this didn’t happen back in the day:
The only one of his grades we actually to see:
Ich bin ein Obamaphile:
How’s that Obama working out for ya?
Remember: hot = global warming, so does cold:
Outlaw Campus:
Answer: Get a real job:
The upside:
Follow up Answer: Gubmint is not a real job:
How’s the working out in retail?
Someone oughta sue for discrimination:
Oh, shut up:
Have you read his book?
War, what is it good for? (hint – division championship)
Law School, what is it good for (sorry, no hints):
The story that just keeps giving:
It’s hard to out-parody the real thing:
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