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Hey now, hey now

Hey now, hey now

don’t dream it’s over.

From Tugboat Phil:


I just got my new plates in the mail. I didn’t block out the letters for obvious reasons.

I did erase the serial numbers from the month & year stickers. It really is my plate.

Read it with the words at the bottom. I just know I really on a watchlist now!


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MaggotAtBroadAndWall | October 17, 2013 at 7:40 am

Very likely the best vanity plates ever in the history of the universe.

I want one! Can’t believe that made it through the DMV. Well done, Phil!

    TugboatPhil in reply to herm2416. | October 17, 2013 at 10:55 am

    I was sure it wouldn’t make it, but Virginia DMV has the online feature for checking for availability. I figure it will take a month or so for a local moonbat to complain and I’ll get a letter telling me they don’t “conform” to policy.

Didja put those on your O’Car?

Bravo Tugboat Phil.

This is so absolutely wonderful. Love it!


Hooray! Excellent! 🙂


TrooperJohnSmith | October 17, 2013 at 1:54 pm

Some Lefty will see it and write the DMV. Then, we’ll get a laugh at the letter when posts it.

Almost as funny as the French ex-pat in Flawwwww-rida who tried to get his company initials on a special license plate and couldn’t figure out why “MILF” was offensive.

TrooperJohnSmith | October 17, 2013 at 2:03 pm

“Hey, here comes ol’ Phil. You ‘member ol’ Tugboat?”

“Yep. I know ‘im. But how can you tell that’s him? He must be half ‘a mile up the road.”

“That’s easy. Ol’ Phil’s the one that’s always leadin’ around that column of 50 unmarked DHS patrol cars. Hell, I heard people can see that procession from up in outer space!”

“Ooooh-wee. Do tell. Do tell.”