That would be me.
T-shirt idea: “We engaged in institutional racism to fight white privilege, and all we got was more white privilege”:
T-shirt idea: “We threw money at the U.S. News rankings, and all we got were these lousy retention rates”:
I say we just stall the problem:
In other news, Georgetown Law to rename itself “Legal Institute for Pathetic Analogies”:
We called it Pine Mattress back in the day:
Vassar? Buhler? Vassar? Buhler?
It’s called “The Internet” for a reason, dufus:
What about all that “shared sacrifice” we keep hearing about?
Fine, then you work for free:
Bigfoot? Really?
Math used to be hard, but hard is unfair:
Well, this should help keep the bubble from bursting:
Breaking News – Small liberal arts colleges no longer love natural selection:
Pass the popcorn!
I never met a wacko bird I didn’t like:
How does it feel? To be on your own, like a rolling stone?
Indiana Tech opened a law school? WTH?
Water is wet! Read all about it. Water is wet!
And now we juxtapose:
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