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Anthony Weiner admits to (some) newly surfaced sext messages

Anthony Weiner admits to (some) newly surfaced sext messages

Look out, Anthony Weiner’s back and in charge.  This time (allegedly) as “Carlos Danger.”

New lewd messages and photos have emerged from an anonymous source, and they are purported to have been sent by Weiner, who is now running for NYC mayor.

The website The Dirty posted the scoop earlier, and had been hinting yesterday that more would be on the way. If the timeline is to be believed, it would appear that Weiner continued his habit even after he resigned from his Congressional office in disgrace.

From NBC News:

The Dirty claimed that Weiner — who allegedly used the alias Carlos Danger — met the unnamed 22-year-old woman on Facebook and sent sexually explicit photos and had phone sex with her. He promised her a job and a condo, the site said.

“Even post scandal, I thought he was misunderstood. Until I got to know him,” the woman was quoted as saying. “I thought I loved him. Pretty pathetic.”

More from Business Insider:

The woman said that the online relationship occurred in 2012 — about a year after Weiner’s initial fall and resignation from Congress.

Weiner addressed the revelations in a statement released through his campaign. But he did not address the timeline of the chats and photos.

I suppose we are to believe at least some of what’s being reported, because Weiner has confirmed…well, something.  It’s not entirely clear as to what exactly he’s admitting.  He issued this carefully worded statement, noting that some of the things posted are true, some are not:

“I said that other texts and photos were likely to come out, and today they have,” Weiner said in a statement released by his campaign Tuesday afternoon.

“As I have said in the past, these things that I did were wrong and hurtful to my wife and caused us to go through challenges in our marriage that extended past my resignation from Congress. While some things that have been posted today are true and some are not, there is no question that what I did was wrong. This behavior is behind me. I’ve apologized to Huma and am grateful that she has worked through these issues with me and for her forgiveness. I want to again say that I am very sorry to anyone who was on the receiving end of these messages and the disruption that this has caused. As my wife and I have said, we are focused on moving forward.”

Weiner is expected to give a press conference momentarily. We’ll update this post as new information is available.  (An Anthony Weiner press conference just won’t be the same without my late friend Andrew Breitbart).

UPDATE 7/23/2013 6:20pm:

While Weiner didn’t offer too much more in this afternoon’s press conference than was already in his earlier statement, and he dodged his way around giving specifics on answers to questions, he did confirm that some sexting continued even after his resignation from Congress.  His wife Huma also took the podium to support her husband, saying, “Anthony’s made some horrible mistakes, both before he resigned from Congress and after.  But I do very strongly believe that that is between us, and our marriage.”  She continued, “It was not an easy choice in any way, but I made the decision that it was worth staying in this marriage…That was a decision I made for me, for our son, and for our family.”

Buzzfeed points out that, if the alleged timing is accurate, Weiner’s Wholesome People Magazine Spread Came One Week After Starting Online Relationship.

Video of full press conference below.

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OH, I did a parody song about this two years ago!

I’m Too Sexty – A. Weiner Parody Song
by Squeeky Fromm
To the Tune of Right Said Fred’s “I’m Too Sexy”

I’m too sexty for my wife,
Too sexty for my wife,
Wife’s going to leave me.

I’m too sexty for my shirt,
A flirty extrovert.
(Pssst! Keep this covert!)

And I’m too sexty for this phone
Did I just hear you moan???
Erogenous zone???

Oh, I’m too sexty for my party.
Too sexty for my party,
No way that I’m resigning!

I’m A. Weiner, you know what I mean
And I sext-message chicks on my BlackBerry.
Yeah BlackBerry, yeah on my BlackBerry
I am very fast on my BlackBerry.

I’m too sexty for my job
Sooo sexty that I throb.
I’m my own Flash Mob!

And I’m too sexty for my Twitter
Such a sexty critter,
And smarter than Vitter!

I’m A. Weiner, you know what I mean,
But I’m starting to fret about a perp walk,
Oh yes a perp walk, please not a perp walk,
‘Cos underage chicks can mean a perp walk

I’m too sexty for my
Too sexty for my,
too sexty for my

I’m A. Weiner, you know what I mean,
And it might be my turn to do a perp walk,
Oh yes a perp walk, a lousy perp walk
They’ll lock up my tush after a perp walk

I’m too sexty for my cats
Too sexty for my cats
Poor pussy poor pussy cats

I’m too sexty for my wife,
Too sexty for my wife.
Wife’s going to leave me.

Am I too sexty for Craig’s List???

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Weiner is a liar, a compulsive liar to boot.

Voters shouldn’t need to know anything else – about any candidate, D or R (good-bye Mark Sanford, Eliot Spitzer).

We’ll all be better off when we accept that in stead of rationalizing for ourselves and making excuses for them.

    Observer in reply to Owego. | July 23, 2013 at 10:17 pm

    Exactly. This is not a “personal” matter, Huma. Your husband’s behavior demonstrates not only that he is a habitual liar, but also that he is extraordinarily immature, has poor impulse control, and lacks a basic sense of integrity.

    Those are faults that you may be willing to overlook in your husband, but they are not faults that NY voters should be willing to overlook in a candidate for mayor.

I can’t wait to see the Branco cartoon of ‘Carlos Danger’!

    Christoph in reply to walls. | July 23, 2013 at 5:52 pm

    Other than that cartoon, I can’t say I care a whole lot — but I bet you it’s an epic cartoon.


Mayor “Danger”. If you vote for that, you are TOTALLY getting what you ask for.

“I want to bring my vision to the people of New York…”

Well. That happened.

A weeny Weiner?

Well, in other news, CNN has declared that humans have hunted the dildo to extinction…

    Well, this sad news deserves an Irish Poem!

    Tools 2.0

    Alas, let us mourn the Poor Dildo!
    ‘Twent extinct, a most bitter pill! Sooo,
    I guess there’s no choice,
    But I’ll never rejoice!
    At having to go find a real beau. . .

    Squeeky Fromm
    Girl Reporter

      jayjerome66 in reply to SqueekyFromm. | July 23, 2013 at 10:54 pm

      Squeaky, babe.. I never thought of a dildo as pill-like, I guess that could work, but the swallowing part would be a bitch! 🙂

        LOL!!! But you know, I bet there are some ESLs who don’t know the idiomatic meaning, of “bitter pill” as “something unpleasant that must be endured.” So, this is for them.

        Squeeky Fromm
        Girl Reporter

Bruno Lesky | July 23, 2013 at 6:15 pm

New York: you elect thiis deviant … What’s the nice term for commie bs artist? … You willl in the blink of an eye be Detroit!

LukeHandCool | July 23, 2013 at 6:26 pm

With absolutely no apologies to Jimmy Buffett:

“Sexting away again in TwitterWeinerville …

Sending out just one more lurid crotch shot …

Some people claim that there’s a coed to blame …

But I know, it’s a hacking teabagger’s fault.”

Huma must be following Hillary’s blueprint.

Is Oscar Meyer sending the wienermobile for his use?

Weiner is such a piece of excrement he even gives a bad name to ALL the other d-cRAT socialist scumbags – like bill “monica-stain” clinton. ted “the drunk who killed mary-jo kepechne” kennedy, elliot “client #9” spitzer, bob “I like to touch” filner, and on, and on, and on….

Of course, this means he’s guaranteed to get the votes of ALL the morally vacuous, lunatic-left nut-jobs in NYC to be their next ruler.

Shrillary’s islamofascist jihadist pal huma is so mentally ill she makes other extremist nut-jobs seem almost sane in comparison.

    mwsomerset in reply to MicahStone. | July 23, 2013 at 9:34 pm

    Let’s not forget to add….David “Diaper Dan” Vitter (who is still in the House) Mark “hiking the Appalachian trail” Sanford (recently elected to the House),John “take your wife please” Ensign who finally had the good sense to resign before he had to. These sex scandals are not limited to one party that is for sure.

surrexit lex | July 23, 2013 at 6:56 pm

Anthony Weiner is lucky that he and Huma live in New York, which is a Stand By Your Man state and not a Stand Your Ground state.

Gotta wonder what Antnee’s Brotherhoodlem in-laws would do to him in Egypt…???

Juba Doobai! | July 23, 2013 at 7:13 pm

I’m glad this happened because it might spare NY a Muslim Brotherhood first lady.

Sometimes, I wonder if Weiner, knowing the MB plans for Huma is working to self-destruct. Most men, to marry a Muslim girl, must convert to Islam. Some of our soldiers did. Yet, here is Anthony Weiner, a Jewishguy, married to a princess of terror (MB is terror royalty having spawned all the terrorist groups), and he didn’t have to convert? I would guess it was about him continuing to be a viable candidate to his constituency. She doesn’t care what he does, as long as he can run for election. Is it possible that its a love relationship? Anything is possible. Still, she, with her close MB connections being allowed a pass without the expectation of something in return, I don’t see it, unless the final penny yet to be dropped is that Weiner is no longer Jewish. Weiner is Muslim. Whatever, it looks like delineate self-destruction going on.

Henry Hawkins | July 23, 2013 at 7:29 pm

Carlos Danger? More like Screwloose Danger.

txantimedia | July 23, 2013 at 7:43 pm

Headline for the news conference “Weiner Won’t Pull Out”

LukeHandCool | July 23, 2013 at 7:49 pm

Catch Carlos Danger in Nacho Libre II.

He’s doing it for the orphans!

LukeHandCool | July 23, 2013 at 7:52 pm

Somewhere up above Andrew Breitbart is laughing hysterically.

How great it would have been to see Andrew Breitbart take over another of Anthony “I’ve got a” Weiner’s press conferences. This freak is asking New Yorkers to give him another chance? Here’s a married man who was forced out of his congressional office for this very perverted reason and before the mayoral campaign really begins he gets caught again. It would be one thing if he was working in the private sector that would be between him, his family and company he worked for. If his wife wants to forgive him thats her business but she’s probably sticking with him for political reasons and power. Does anyone believe that it stops at just sexting? How many other nom de plumes does he have we don’t know about? He needs to drop out of mayoral race b/c this country’s largest city and terrorists number one target can’t have as mayor a sexting addict. Its obvious he has a problem and he can’t stop. If he could he would have stopped after being tossed from his congressional office.

    BannedbytheGuardian in reply to styro1. | July 23, 2013 at 8:43 pm

    I look forward to mayoral Sextexts.

    The Big Gulp .

    Is that a gun your pocket?

    You are developmentally arrested.

    War against Transfat & Fat Trans..

    It is going to be the best self respecting terrorist will dare turn up.

Here’s a clue – Weiner’s admittance of ‘a moment of weakness’ (his words).

Translates to “Yes, my sexual performance anxiety does peak”.
But how cleverly his brain works – those ‘moments of weakness’
are denied when he shows his ‘strong picture’ (chest, penis,
whatever) and states, “I’m not weak. I can perform!”

And what a fine mayor Weiner would be – working with many
attractive smart women who undoubtably will trigger his
sexual performance anxiety – just a smiddgen – to make his focus
be between his legs and not the problems of New York.

    Juba Doobai! in reply to Barbara. | July 24, 2013 at 12:21 am

    Is Huma’s baby Weiner’s baby? Technically, that baby is neither Jewish (mom’s a Muslim) nor Muslim (alleged dad’s a Jew). Is Weiner acting out because he has a wife but no congress? Did Huma get a bye, for the sake of Allah, so she could not only marry Weiner but also have a genuinely Muslim baby (passed through the line of the father)?

    It would be interesting to do an investigation of Weiner to see if he always had these photographic relationships or if this is his idea of life in the age of Twitter. Is Weiner a letch or is Weiner a sexually frustrated and anxious man who isn’t getting any?

I’m sure it’s been said before, because it’s just too obvious, but Anthony Weiner: looks like Beavis, acts like Butthead.

Subotai Bahadur | July 23, 2013 at 11:01 pm

Despite all the deserved hilarity here; y’all do realize that this recidivist cyber wagger-of-weenie is going to be the next Mayor of New York City?

No minor party candidate is going to win in New York. And despite Mayor Bloomberg running as a Republican converted from a Democrat [because he could not get the Democrat nomination he wanted]; Republican is a minor party in New York City. From what I can understand from a distance [and believe me, I want to keep a lot of distance from NYC] the real battle is the Democrat primary. And the only other serious Democrat candidate is Christine Quinn.

She is the Speaker of the New York City Council, and has a high political profile. Being gay in NYC is an electoral plus and gives a built in and sizable base of support in the Democrat Party. But from what I understand, she has more ego than Bloomberg, and several times the self-righteousness. And lacking Bloomberg’s cuddliness, has made a wide swathe of enemies somewhat larger than her base.

Weiner in a walk.

This is going to be fun to watch, in a macabre sort of way.

Who is he going to appoint to the several Deputy Mayor positions? Ted Bundy? Casanova? Hugh Hefner?

    I fear you are correct. Politics has always been a tawdry business, today it has become distinctly corrupt and extremely profitable. Moral standards have all but disappeared, laws provide barely perceptible restraint for any type behaviour, and no consequences for deviating from what few standards remain. Lower standards exist only in the press and prisons where it appears there are none at all.

    It is tragedy that these disgusting people define us. These civic conditions certainly exist everywhere but it is a fact that they are concentrated in our population centers, the cities, which, in turn contain the critical mass of the nation’s voters, though a very small ercentage of the nation’s area.

Sociopath: 1. a person with a psychopathic personality whose behavior is antisocial, often criminal, and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience. 2. Anthony Weiner.

Huma — she’d probably prefer to be referred to as “Mrs. Weiner” — is pathetic.

No wonder she’s a favorite (and perhaps even more than a favorite, if you get my drift) of Hilary Clinton. The both of them are pathetically dependent on their husbands. This is yet another reason why Hilary shouldn’t be Pres — she do whatever Bill tells her to do.

The self-hatred and low esteem of these two women — particularly in light of their claims to be independent women of the world — is too sad to contemplate.

    Juba Doobai! in reply to Daedulus. | July 24, 2013 at 12:26 am

    Speaking of Huma, I once saw an article that described her as “preternaturally lovely”. I still don’t know what that means, especially after I looked at her picture. Woof!

    jonesgeorge in reply to Daedulus. | July 24, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    You may be wrong. Mrs. Weiner appears to be the evil mastermind, using the innocent Mr. Weiner as a tool to gain greater power. While she is very attractive physically, she is rotten to the core. She made Mr. Weiner’s life so miserable that he had no alternative but to resort to rather odd, but basically innocent, actions, as a deperate cry for help. She made him feel so bad about his manhood that he felt compelled to display it to one or more persons who wished to take advantage of him. During the press conference, the cold and calculating Mrs. Weiner played the part of the loyal spouse. Yet it was clear that the victim was her sad and weak husband, who stood by her side as she furthers her quest for power. Perhaps you shouldn’t pity this evil mastermind, but rather her poor, humble husband. Just a thought.

Carol Herman | July 24, 2013 at 1:02 am

There’s good news. Weiner’s probably lost voters. And, Huma? I wouldn’t be surprised to learn she’s gay.

This is all about politics. And, perhaps, some parodies up ahead.

By the way, if I’m wrong, and Weiner wins? I expect a lot of politicians will drop their pants and run around in their underwear.

Carlos danger is an anagram for Cradles Organ. So if he wins the election, he becomes Mayor Cradles Organ.

Since no one is responsible for their own actions nowadays, this is clearly a case of therapist ineptitude. He should sue to get all his money back…plus triple damages. A by-product, voter sympathy

Well, if NYC elects this freak, this $100 million lawsuit just waiting to happen, they deserve him.

He might even make Bloomie look good by comparison.

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