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Metaphor Alert


David Yotham | April 24, 2013 at 7:41 am

It’s always good to see someone working up to their potential.

Going nowhere. Fast.

All dressed up and nowhere to go.

FreshPondIndians | April 24, 2013 at 7:56 am

…..and gets a vicious tongue lashing from Michelle afterwards, for failure to wear a bicycle helmet (it’s for the children, you know).

The bike to nowhere–the perfect vehicle for the bridge to nowhere.

I wonder how much they got in EPA money?

That morbidly obese democrat voter should take a shot at that job – once the bike was ruggedized, that is. Food stamps sure stamped out hunger, that’s all I can say.

In a “top toons” Top-40 blast-from-the-past that brings to mind (yeah, showing my age)….

He’s A Real Nowhere Man

Being metaphorically challenged today I offer the following:

I am so happy to see Dear Leader riding a bike and filtrating water. This means that he is not in the White House writing executive orders.

Is that green energy being generated or black energy? Is it racist to have the words “green” & “black” in the same sentence? I am so confused. And, if Obama sweats is that considered global warming?

Did Obama decide to do this because he was hit in the head with a golf ball?

All things considered, Democrat “crap” will never get filtered out through osmosis.

Finally, the wheel of life keeps on turning. Obama will be out of office January 20th, 2017.

Five years summed up in five seconds

…about all that he’s good for!

All of the good…..all of the good metaphors are taken….

(Although listening to this song while watching the clip is hilarious)

And to prove it’s idiot-proof, I’d like to ask mr. obama to demonstrate…

Peddling crap.

$145,000! Do you need more?

I applaud these young ladies, for their development work on this water filtration system. It could be a lifesaver for a third-world country.

Which this country will be, by the end of Obama’s third term.