A little evening palate cleanser
Tuesday, March 26, 2013 at 09:00pm 20 Comments
John Kerry is not making much diplomatic progress on anything, unless you consider forcing Israel to apologize for acting lawfully in the face of aggression to be progress.
Maybe he’s been heading too many soccer balls.
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The effects of this administration will linger like a stench for many years to come. It will take a lot of clean up and I don’t want to hear complaints about how the American people are going to go about it:
As one President said, “we don’t want somebody sitting back saying, you’re not holding the mop the right way.”
The contents of the ball are smarter than Kerry’s head. Better looking too.
Better be careful with that soccer ball, it’ll pop if he takes it on the chin.
Too bad it wasn’t a bowling alley.
Like any true athlete, that’s how he practices – by using a bowling ball, thereby forcing technical growth and ability via pain. Why else would he limp so much throughout life, unless his insane wife won’t stop beating him.
That’s a good question to give Teresa Heinz: “Have you stopped beating your husband yet?” These two honestly deserve each other – two peas in the same pod, or white jacket, as the case may be.
It wasn’t a soccer ball. Kerry suffers from a concussion he suffered when he fragged himself in ‘Nam.
fill that ball with “conservative Heinz ketchup”, and let it ‘explode’ on his head.
Conservatives produce success, liberals seduce the vulnerable to take control.
or something like that … didn’t he throw his medals over the fence?
Unearned medals at that!
Kerry really typifies the sum total of the useless assemblage of losers in this administration…
The Obama administration: failure is an option.
It’s surreal this guy is Secretary of State, especially after the fool Hillary Clinton, in the same position, made such a fool of herself and our country.
Our Peter Principle President promotes a well known moron to another position above his ability. At least he’s consistent.
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He will be as ineffective as he is uninteresting. Of course that depends on what Obama considers to be “effective” doesn’t it? http://www.americavictorious.com/2013/03/27/you-mean-he-still-hasnt-reported-for-duty/
I don’t know about the affect of soccer balls, but ol’ Jean-Francois Kerry just hasn’t been the same ever since that rogue butterfly kicked him in the head, causing his single synapse to fall out of his ear and roll down into the storm drain, never to be seen again.
Interesting that AFTER his own Prissy-dental election run we finally find out that his belatedly-released college transcripts proved that this “nuanced” genius who routinely savaged G.W. Bush as an ignorant frat-boy showed us that Lurch himself had an even LOWER G.P.A. than the target of his taunts.
As one of John Wayne’s cowboy characters once noted, “Life is hard; it’s even harder when you’re stupid.”
Just read this piece by Walid Shoebat: seems the delightful Mr. Kerry has a daughter who married an Iranian and therefore has in-laws in Iran. Talk about being compromised . . . didn’t anyone vet this guy?
Silly me. The same crowd who vetted Huma for Hillary must have cleared his paperwork.
Wake up America.
What’s the difference between John Kerry’s head and a soccer ball?
One is a lily white bag of stale air, the other is necessary for playing the world’s most popular sport.
When has Scary Kerry ever done anything productive? Other than marry a rich radical progressive and lie about Vietnam, his record of achievements is sadly lacking unless one considers expensive hair cuts, fancy cuisine, and parking an expensive boat in a different area to avoid taxes as productive.
IIRC it was Bo who arranged the phone call for the netanyahu apology.
I only hope Bibi got plenty of our money to do that. That will be one time I agree with BO giving our money away
Wonder if Kerry can juggle? I understand they really like that sort of stuff over substance of policy.
I know there’s a “too many balls to the face” joke in there somewhere, but I wouldn’t want to stoop to such low-brow tactics…