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Help Us, Obi-Wan, You’re Our Only Hope

Help Us, Obi-Wan, You’re Our Only Hope

First came the ignominious downfall of General David Petraeus

Now come the revelations that our top commander in Afghanistan, General John Allen, got in on the action too, and that the FBI agent who chose to investigate the otherwise innocuous emails that kick started this episode of Real Housewives of the Pentagon is a graduate of the Anthony Weiner School of Tweeting.

So doesn’t now seem like an absolutely perfect time to nominate for secretary of state a woman who has repeatedly shown her antipathy for America’s closest ally in the Mideast (as well as an ability to peddle lies on national televison), and for secretary of defense a man who famously likened America’s soldiers in Vietnam to raping, thieving, murdering Genghis Khans?


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There won’t be a need for a “fiscal cliff” to downsize either of these two organizations with Rice and Kerry at their helm.

If Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is replaced by Alan Grayson as DNC Spokesman, we will have an abundance of youtube clips for our viewing pleasure inside our cozy cocoon. Imagine the education we will receive over the next four years.

NC Mountain Girl | November 13, 2012 at 2:33 pm

We really need to produce our own half hour satirical news show and buy time to air it on cable. We have the talent and these clown are more than ripe for parody.

Six months ago I would have laughed at the mere suggestion of either of these cretinous creatures being nominated for those posts.
Not laughing now. If these nose-thumbing gestures take place, you need not have any doubt what’s about to happen to our Supreme Court.
The restraints are off…the Republic is lost….God stop the heart of the Kenyan-in-Chief.
And for God’s sake, if our generals insist on extra-curricular boinking (as they always have) is a quick sanity check out of the question…..?!

    Stop not only The Won’s black heart but also Veep Bonkers, Nazi Pelosi and Harry Scarem’s. They don’t need to be in charge either!

    NeoConScum in reply to paddy. | November 13, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    paddy…We are blessed, are we not? John Boy Kerry dismantaling our Armed Forces…Susan Lips R Movin’Liar Rice at State…Joe Crazy Uncle in the Attic Biden a heartbeat away from…from…OMG, the most incompetent President in a hundred years.

    My sunny disposition has been absent for 1-week.

I think this is the only guy that can get us out of this mess!!

Do not get too alarmed at the Dem Choices. Remember, we need to let the Dems do what Dems do. And make sure the voters understand what DEMS do is not what AMERICANs do.

The more anit-American, anti-military the better.


The worse they are the better the Republican chances in the all important mid-term elections. Keeping the House is MISSION #1 (AFLCIO is gunning for House control, big time); taking the Senate is MISSION #2; Weakening DEMS in Senate is MISSION #2a

Kerry is a fool of the highest order. Go find the video of his 1971 testimony about the “Winter Soldier” Amazingly, his voice and attitude have not changed since 1971… you will feel like he is talking in today’s world.

The most important things now are 1) Keeping Boehner on track and 2) Keeping him in power thru 2016 to check and thwart BO.

Imagine — really — the damage BO will do in 2015-16 if he control the House and Senate. God Help us!

Hear that little jingle?

Rice-A-Phony the Palestinian Treat!

Opposition to Rice nomination will no doubt be characterized as racist… yawn




NC Mountain Girl | November 13, 2012 at 3:29 pm

This is a bit off topic but I was thinking about what the anti-authoritarian message of Star Wars was to the late 70s and early 80s and I have a question. Popular fantasies say a lot about our fears for the future. So who exactly are those hordes of the undead the fans of today’s zombie movies want to mow down? I asked a young neighbor and he said he’d think about it.

If we put these people into positions of power we will have enough zeros in the WH to show every one how large our national debt is. Obama can hold a “16” all the way to the left – the far left.

I have this vision: Petraeus is subpoenaed by Congress, insists on testifying live on camera to the whole nation, and spills his guts about Benghazi so that he can leave Washington with a clear conscience and we’ll finally know what the hell happened and who was responsible.

Stop laughing.

What Im enjoying is watching an administration attempting to sell us on the notion there are just dots without any conections to be made.
We are led to believe Obama didnt know about any suggested affairs. Holder knew but didnt mention it to Obama.
I guess Obama is no longer a self proclaimed control freak.
Then were supposed to believe the FBI information it had on the CIA director in no way influenced his Libya testimoney.
Sure. For the first time..Obama lets a crisis go to waste.

Its all going to cave in pretty soon.

    turfmann in reply to jimzinsocal. | November 13, 2012 at 7:45 pm

    Unfortunately, sir, you and I stand beneath the carrying beam and have nowhere to go.

    Don your hard hat.

    There is absolutely nothing to laugh at with all of these goings on.

    Petraeus is being set up as a fall guy because he couldn’t keep his fly up, but at least he and Paula are still alive.

    Chris Stevens’ death isn’t quite as sexy, and the questions are oh-so-messy. And no one wants to consider that our beloved president, the One that we just lovingly reelected (by acclimation in some precincts) is a traitor.

    Barry Soetoro – the last president of the United States (unless something completely unforeseen happens).

I wonder…

How does the FBI investigate the Head Spook without the entire spook apparatus knowing about it?

Which leads to a whole series of questions..

I wonder if this was why Obama’s campaign team was pushing Petraeus as Romney’s running mate. They already had the October Surprise waiting.

BannedbytheGuardian | November 13, 2012 at 6:31 pm

It gets worse,

Stacy McCain has a good summary just put up.

With afew twists ,