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If you own a business, you didn’t build that, zombies did

If you own a business, you didn’t build that, zombies did

From reader and College Insurrectionist @BlakeSeitz:

Took this in a parking lot in Athens, GA yesterday.

The jokes write themselves.


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Dead man walking. (Hopefully)

casualobserver | August 19, 2012 at 9:00 am

Most telling to me is that a NEW Obama sticker hasn’t replaced the old one. Perhaps this person is in fact going to be a ‘zombie’, like many others, with no plans to put the energy into voting this time? Disappointment is hard to overcome with catch phrases and demonizing the ‘other’.

TrooperJohnSmith | August 19, 2012 at 9:18 am

Oh, look. It’s the car of a liberal arts major with at least 250K of student loan debt.

That’s why I always tip waiters very well.

So is this person a professional zombie or does he/she simply support zombies? Inquiring minds want to know.

If it wasn’t for the other stickers I’d assume the driver was a supporter of Zombie, the west coast photographer whose work destroys much of the left’s self-ascribed peaceful tolerance.

Since that doesn’t appear to be the case I guess the driver is just another perpetual adolescent extolling the vitrues of the fictions that are zombies (and Obama).

Somebody should tell the driver of this car that zombies can’t use Obamacare. (They can still vote though, in Chicago.)

I prefer the hope and change of zombies to that of the current administration.

Aw no, guys. This probably is a player in the game of Humans versus Zombies, played on many college campuses.

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Henry Hawkins | August 19, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Well, we’re assuming that the ‘Pro’ in ‘Pro Zombie’ refers to ‘professional’. It could also be short for prototype, protozoan, profligate, proficient, etc.

I choose to believe it stands for Progressive Zombie.