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Desperation wearing a cheesehead hat

Desperation wearing a cheesehead hat

Desperate times give rise to desperate actions, and we just witnessed one of the most bumbled desperation passes since someone forgot the history of typewriter fonts.

Why bother with the accustion, let’s just get to the most enjoyable images of the bubble bursting, via Daily Kos:

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huskers-for-palin | June 3, 2012 at 6:10 pm

What next? Walked fathered Palin’s child (Trig)?

Clowns to the left of me…

Meanwhile, the Minneapolis/St. Paul CBS affiliate just reported Walker has a “slight lead” of seven percent in the polls.

Cassandra Lite | June 3, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Bice knew all along that this was a Hail Mary that didn’t have to connect in order to be at least somewhat effective. Many more people will have heard the rumor than the correction.

“Wrong Scott Walker — apparently.”


But even if true why, according to their political-sexual standards, would it matter? Their heroes (e.g., Clinton, Kennedy and Edwards) rape and kill women and sire love-children with no loss of regard.

You put your innuendo in you take your innuendo out, you put your unconfirmed sources in and you shake them all about, you do the hocus pocus and you turn the story ’round. That’s what it’s all about.

They just can’t stop themselves.

When faced with defeat and the facts, they lie and fabricate in a desperate attempt for something, anything to stick to the conservative.

Trouble is they’ve done it too many times and since the internet age, they’ve been doing it with a larger audience that’s smarter and can go back and check what they said before or whether what they’re saying now is the truth. And since we have online resources and other points of view we eventually manage to discern the lies from the facts.

they’ve done this too many times and now NO ONE believes them from the git go. Only after multiple sources of verification will their stories be accepted. It’s like the race card, or the boy who cried wolf. People tire of false alarums and harum scarums that anyone can see are only meant for political purposes and have no basis in seeking justice.

Desperate times call for desperate measures and they’re desperate.

The media and the Democrats (BIRM) reputations are in tatters, their phoney promises lie at their feet; dead on arrival.

Can it possibly be that finally folks will see the truth of what leftists “stand” for? That finally we can slay this cancer that has infested the country for 150 years?

I hope so, I really do. Only thing is then we’ll have to reform the Republican party. But with the Democrats diminished in power, it might be possible.

LukeHandCool | June 3, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Off topic:

Great job on the radio talk show just a few minutes ago, Professor.

Dealing with weird comments written on a blog is one thing. But dealing with live callers … just listening makes me nervous. You never know if it might be some nut with some crazy question or someone with an axe to grind who is gunning for you. I could never do that. My mind just goes blank.

Anyway, great job!

So, salacious rumors of what Scott Walker allegedly did at university 25 years ago is terribly important to these liberal loons, but discussing what out current POTUS allegedly did at university makes one a tinfoil hat wingnut.

Got it. Glad that’s all cleared up.

When this type of thing occurs does anyone else try and recall what stupid things they might have done back in college? I’m not dismissing as foolish fathering a child and then bailing on it but politicial enemies – on both sides – are quick to rehash things that happened decades ago and try and fit them in today’s mindsets.

The Kosholes got it out, and like toothpaste, it’ll never go back into the tube.

I’m sure they’re very sorry they did it. [sarcasm off]

BannedbytheGuardian | June 3, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Hehe. Co incidentally last night I made my first visit to Kos in over a year. I was reading their take on WI polling.

After twisting the ROE around they were happy that Barrett was winning . 99% of the comments were just re-inforcing each other so it went on & on & on in a slipstream into some parallel universe.

What I got from reading it as an outsider was the necessity of someone posting an alternate take even if they are labeled troll. It is the downfall of blogs when no one bothers to interrupt the eternal validation.


See the Democratic Party return to its traditional ways.


BannedbytheGuardian | June 3, 2012 at 7:49 pm

Scott Walker is on the handsome side .

Plenty of ladies are on the lookout for a sperm donor & he would get on any list. Nice dark hair , finely chiseled features , slim , smart & successful.

I bet Democrat ladies would take that offering above Bill clinton or Antony Weiner or -gasp -Obama.

When you live near Detroit you learn to keep your activities close to home during the few days surrounding a full moon.
It becomes natural, a basic survival instinct after awhile, something your minds eye inherently senses, a heightened sense of awareness of impending doom.

Apparently, nobody has yet found a way to minimize exposure of normal folk to internet moonbats running mad with uncontrollable rage.

Until science finds a cure for liberal progressivism we can only pray, and stay vigilant.

full-throated support | June 3, 2012 at 8:04 pm

Look at the joy here over the fact a woman had a baby fathered and deserted by a Scott Walker who isn’t the Governor.

All that matters is getting your politician off the hook, and not that the child’s mother had difficulty in getting financial support to help her raise a love-child.

For shame, this war on women and children waged by Lamebaugh and the rest of you. If society makes college coeds pay for their own contraception, abortions, morning after pills, and sterilization, children like this will inevitably be conceived and brought into a world that provides inadequate public assistance and unfair social policy.

I hope Gov. Walker thinks about this child the next time he wants to cut police pensions and teachers’ benefits.

    You forgot your “sarcasm” tag, full.

      OcTEApi in reply to barbara. | June 3, 2012 at 8:46 pm

      deep-throated support is likely an authentic troll in need of validation of their misfiring liberal progressive synapses…

      “…children like this will inevitably be conceived and brought into a world.”
      Oh, the horror!

      Liberal progressives believe in a world of limited possibilities and resources to the point that an emerging life’s right to freedom and liberty must be truncated… so that liberal elites like fauxcahontas can take advantage of undue entitlements, their children may benefit and one day be celebrated as future eco-wagon drivers.

    alan markus in reply to full-throated support. | June 3, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    I usually don’t engage trolls, but I’ll make an exception today bacause it is Sunday. And I don’t know if anyone else has noticed, but it seems trolls show up here mostly on Sundays.

    Anyway, this statement: Look at the joy here over the fact a woman had a baby fathered and deserted by a Scott Walker who isn’t the Governor.

    If you would improve your reading comprehension skills unstead of talking out of your ass, you would note that every detail in the KOS article is unsubstantiated. Who knows it there even was a baby that was fathered and deserted by it’s father? So, how can anyone be celebrting something that may not have happened? Egad, don’t you liberal types ever learn anything in school?

    Try getting an education. Breitbart lives!

    Unlike the joy you lazy bastards were expressing when you were dead nuts sure it was the Scott Walker who happens to be Gov. of Wisconsin. Now you’re suddenly worried about a fatherless child. If you worthless turd sacks had shown that much concern 47 some years ago we would not have to deal with your bastard in the White House.

    Society has been making college coeds pay for their own contraception for years. You’re just now catching on to this little factoid.

    hey non support is a liberal gig ….ask obama he can tell ya all about it

What LukeCoolHand said; great interview. You handled the call-ins with ease. Not a job for the not fleet of mind. 🙂

Let’s give them credit. There really thought that Scott Walker was a “potent” guy

Gullible Obama supporters at Buffoon Juice?

Who could have predicted?

    deadrody in reply to myiq2xu. | June 4, 2012 at 10:52 am

    Nah, they’re just morons. That place is like the fever swamp of progressive idiocy. Half of their nonsense is completely incoherent. John Cole should be ashamed of that place.

I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you. That any proglodyte would slink so low.

Kidding. Once you understand, NO, Really Understand, in one of the progs’ core beliefs – the ends justify the means (anything goes), you’ll never be surprised again. How about it’s corollary – by all means necessary? Sound familiar?

These clowns are pathetic.

Classic, by commenter fishoutofwater:

“I agree that there is not enough information here to have confidence that the rumor is false.”

They cling to lies to the bitter end.

VetHusbandFather | June 3, 2012 at 9:04 pm

Why? Because it works against republicans. Remember all the bogus claims against Cain?

Professor, you gave rise to one of the funniest #hashtag trends ever. Well done sir. See for yourself #WIUnionDesperation. It’s a thing of beauty.

This crap should insure a Walker landslide. What filthy scum those democrats are.

alan markus | June 3, 2012 at 10:06 pm

There hasn’t been a Walker/Barrett poll released since May 26th. According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, Public Policy Polling will release a poll late tonight. In the past they have done them for KOS, but not this one, so not sure where it will show. Been monitoring their site ( as well as

    The poll is out. Walker’s lead has apparently narrowed, but that statement can’t be reliedon without an in-depth look at the poll (and comparison with previous polls).

theduchessofkitty | June 3, 2012 at 10:56 pm

IMAGINE… all the omelets we could have made with the eggs in their faces right now! 🙂

TrooperJohnSmith | June 4, 2012 at 2:21 am

Even if it’s not true, I’m surprised they backed off of it. Hell, Dan Rather ruined his career and spent north of six large defending a ball faced lie about George Dubya deserting his Air Guard unit.

I hate the Left – the Progressocrats – more every day.

Also, I’ve been banned from Kos so many times, they track my IP. Now, when I troll them, I have to use a rolling IP address through a proxy server. 😉