Definitely a contender.

Sarah Palin on the Secret Service agent who checked her out:

“Well, check this out bodyguard, you’re fired, and I hope his wife kicks his okole and sends him to the dog house long as he’s not eatin’ the dog along with his former boss.”

Multiple levels of bestness there — the “you’re fired” a la Trump, the use of the Hawaiian slang term, and the swipe over Obama’s DogEatingGate.


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