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One. Great. Sentence.

One. Great. Sentence.

Definitely a contender.

Sarah Palin on the Secret Service agent who checked her out:

“Well, check this out bodyguard, you’re fired, and I hope his wife kicks his okole and sends him to the dog house long as he’s not eatin’ the dog along with his former boss.”

Multiple levels of bestness there — the “you’re fired” a la Trump, the use of the Hawaiian slang term, and the swipe over Obama’s DogEatingGate.


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and dd ya’ll catch one of obama’s Flying Monkeys in the MSM saying Palin was bragging about using the clip posted here as evidence

    Aggie95 in reply to Aggie95. | April 22, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    sorry he said Palin was bragging about being checked out as if it was something she was proud of ….funny from that clip i didn’t take that away from it …..i think all liberals have voices in their heads that drown out everything else

      Juba Doobai! in reply to Aggie95. | April 22, 2012 at 1:03 pm

      Bashir is of an Islamic mindset. The woman is always to blame for things she cannot control. The man who rapes the woman is just a good ol’ boy unable to resist temptation. If the woman wasn’t showing ankle/hair/finger, if she had had her husband/brother/father/son with her she would have been respected and protected. If she’s out there by herself and she gets ogled and worse, well, it’s her fault cuz she shouldn’t have been there driving some man to ignore his job because of her beauty.

        Uncle Samuel in reply to Juba Doobai!. | April 22, 2012 at 4:19 pm

        Wrong – Bashir grew up in England, son of Pakistani Christian refugees, he has a degree or two in English and History from two British Colleges. He speaks three languages and is an evangelical Christian.

          BannedbytheGuardian in reply to Uncle Samuel. | April 22, 2012 at 5:31 pm

          Wrong . There are no Pakistani Christian refugees in the UK. His parents were Paki immigrants .

          Whatever constitutes Paki christian is unknown. Never seen one because there has never been one.

          He has a degree in English from some English place -not top tier.

          But he was a BC journalist so there you go -they know everything.

          BannedbytheGuardian in reply to Uncle Samuel. | April 22, 2012 at 5:37 pm

          THere are also no evangelical christians in the UK. If he has decided to infiltrate one in America it s just because he wants to do a Michael Jackson “exposee”.

          I am surprised at your gullibility Uncle Sam.

          “Whatever constitutes Paki christian is unknown. Never seen one because there has never been one.”

          That’s simply false.

          BannedbytheGuardian in reply to Uncle Samuel. | April 22, 2012 at 6:43 pm

          S_Dog – . Ok may be just their cricket team . They got them some boozers womanizers Druggies & bribers in that lot.

          Juba Doobai! in reply to Uncle Samuel. | April 23, 2012 at 1:17 am

          It doesn’t matter that he’s Christian; his mindset is still Islamic. You may ask the Arab “Christians” about that paradox.

          BannedByTheGuardian is nuts. There are Pakistani Christians, and they are being slaughtered on trumped up charges.

          Wanting to prove their street cred, some of these join in solidarity with their would-be killers and espouse their attitudes. So, Martin Bashir doesn’t have to be Muslim; he just have to have the mindset, and he does.

          BannedbytheGuardian in reply to Uncle Samuel. | April 23, 2012 at 2:06 am

          Pakistanis are always getting killed burnt & stuff – ‘christian ‘ gets them on western TV & onto Refugee Lists.

          If he had a few minutes more Osama would have converted. It takes nothing to claim you are a christian. You don’t even have to say there is but one god…..

The ability to peel paint while wearing heels and hose, and without using cuss words, is the mark of a great woman. The Democrats are furious with themselves because they know that Sarah Palin should have been a Democrat, but for the failure of their own party.

Some people have a genius for messaging.

Sarah is certainly one.

    Aggie95 in reply to Ragspierre. | April 22, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    the KISS principle …Keep It Simple Stupid ….Sarah has the ability to do just that with just a few words and does it without political correctness and without being overly rude and usually while laughing about it

Ever wonder if there are any limits in the ways of the progressive media to twist the truth?

Wonder no more, there is none.

“Bashir began a question to Labolt noting the comments about President Obama and dog eating, and took a sharp turn when playing a clip of Palin saying she hoped Secret Service Agent David Chaney was “put in the doghouse” for being so degrading to her. “Sarah Palin’s comment in relation to the Secret Service issue where she also bragged about being checked out… what’s this about?” Bashir asked…”

A very good analysis of Bashir’s comments over at Mediaite:

Bless you, Sarah Palin.

I can hear liberal heads exploding from my front porch.

I love Sarah Palin. And yeah, I am checking her out and wishing she had run.

And I tried to make the case for voting for Mitt Romney and now I feel dirty and need a shower… Rob Portman? Really? They are not backing down on this. It is probably a done deal.

    gs in reply to EBL. | April 22, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    Not having heard much about Portman, I don’t know what to make of the gloom and doom regarding him.

    What I have heard is that no Republican has won the Presidency without carrying Ohio. It would be reckless of Romney not to search the state for a possible running mate.

    My unknowledgeable guess is that Romney will not finalize his choice until he sees what the polls look like at convention time.

      Cheerful in Marin in reply to gs. | April 22, 2012 at 8:58 pm

      of course the hacks at NR have a glowing article on Portman in the current issue. the timing of this article reveals how NR is no better than that tool stephonapolous with his birth control inquiry at the republican debate. I haven’t cancelled my subscription but certainly will not renew it. ever.

    Uncle Samuel in reply to EBL. | April 22, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    There is NO case for Romney. None.

      BannedbytheGuardian in reply to Uncle Samuel. | April 22, 2012 at 5:46 pm

      THere is Uncle Sam. He has the most delegates.

      My guess is that the popular vote for the President elections (a massive 63.7 % of eligible Americans ) make it a different horse than House Senate State elections. Your type of person is not strong enough to counter the mass .

      Not everything is in our individual control.

      There IS a case for Romney. He’s not Obama. That’ll do me.

Can’t get excited about this one, it was a guy just being a normal guy. It was perhaps a bit indiscreet and unprofessional.

I do love getting in the #ObamaEatsDog meme at every opportunity however, so, win!

    Juba Doobai! in reply to quiznilo. | April 22, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    Guy scoping Plain’s landscape is normal. However. The guy is SS. He should not be scoping the candidate but the environment to search out probable threats. While he’s scoping her out, someone could have had her in their crosshairs and because his eyes were on her rear end, she could’ve been killed. So, what is normal in the Average Joe should not be normal in the SS. This guy was so unprofessional as to forget his official duty to his country and charge. Then he compounded it by being stupid enough to post his idiocy on FB. TIme to fire a lot of the SS.

      Yes, and Bashir actually leaped into projection, though I doubt he’s smart enough to figure it out, when he claimed that Palin bragged about being checked out.

      Actually, the SS guy bragged on FB about checking her out.

      So, as others pointed out, not only was he derelict in his “scoping” duties, he then bragged about his dereliction.

      I should think anyone who cares about government officials doing their duty would be “excited” about this.

    Browndog in reply to quiznilo. | April 22, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    Yea, there’s “guys being guys”…sittin’ around, having a beer, talking chics..

    Then, there’s a member of the Secret Service talking shop, and chics, on facebook.

I. Love. That. Woman.

LukeHandCool | April 22, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Dog gone, the lady from the 56th state referencing a pidgin term from the 57th state. Beautiful!

I say they shouldn’t fire him. Torture him. Assign him to Debbie Wasserman-Schultz!

Illustrated definition of “Okole.”

Sarah lives in their heads rent free. They hate her because she’s far more clever and way prettier than they are. Her remarks always hit the intended target right between the eyes. Love it!

One. Great. Video

Right in Palin’s wheelhouse…

This is by far the best political video I’ve ever seen.

Without further ado-

“If I wanted America to fail”

(4 min)

On the topic of great messaging, if you haven’t seen this…do it now…

Anon Y. Mous | April 22, 2012 at 2:35 pm

I think the choice of the word “bodyguard” was also an intentional dig. If I’m not mistaken, Secret Service agents (and pretty much all government agents) view the word “bodyguard” as something similar to “security guard” and think of themselves as on a much higher level.

I like her style and principles. It’s unfortunate that she has decided not to lead America.

Aren’t bodyguards supposed to, you know, look out at the landscape and not at the principle? While that fool was ogling SP’s landscape, who was watching the horizon?

    Anchovy in reply to iconotastic. | April 22, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    In the event of an attack, Sarah would probably end up saving this guy. Then Chris Mathews would complain about her being a union buster by taking jobs away from highly trained, professional union government workers.

BannedbytheGuardian | April 22, 2012 at 5:55 pm

This photo of Sarah & The Perv reminds me of the stupid stuf about her wardrobe budget.

As i have stated everywhere I could -Sarah looked supercalafragicespialidocious in each & every shot during the campaign.

She single handedly brought American design back to the fashion plate. I had forgoten myself just how good American business attire is. She rocked every outfit better than any supermodel.

Those suits are to die for . Not only was it private (RNC ) money she slayed them.

And all she got from Americans was sh*t.

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“poor management skills” … “Well check this out, bodyguard; you’re fired,” … “I hope his wife …… sends him to the doghouse — as long as he’s not eating the dog, along with his former boss.”
6 hours ago allvoices
Sarah Palin

Google news and allvoices truncated Sarah’s quote…

Palin criticizes Obama administration on Secret Service scandal, White House responds
Aleneva : AK : USA | Apr 22, 2012 at 4:19 AM PDT

Although the allvoices article does link to the full Fox segment of Sarah on Greta Van Susteren.

The Republican rivals of the Obama administration are using the trio of scandals – the Secret Service scandal, the General Services Administration’s lavish spending in Las Vegas convention and the mass killing of Afghans by a US soldier – to overshadow the president’s image in this critical phase of the election year.

Really, didn’t liberals and Obama politicize the Secret Service by claiming that there were “unprecedented” “racially motivated” threats to America’s first affirmative action president… to bolster The One’s victim card image?

BannedbytheGuardian | April 22, 2012 at 8:56 pm

Does anybody remember when Sarah Palin met the Pakistani Prime Minister in Ny in 2008. (after she skillfully evaded Sarah Bernhardt’s big bad black rapists )

When that man grieving over his dead wife Benazir Bhutto was lmaking puppy eyes at her ?

Ok ‘puppy eyes ‘ will never be the same. But it was Lurv at first sight . Perhaps he is now one of S_Dog’s Secret Pakistani Christians.

Palin beats the left at its own game time and time again. What a loss she isn’t running. She shows our side every day how to fight back and win. They are just too stupid to take the advice.