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I don’t know how much more of this positivity I can take

I don’t know how much more of this positivity I can take

Considering some of the bumper stickers on this car, I wonder what the owner considers negativity.

One person’s positivity is another person’s negativity, I guess.

Spotted in Ithaca not too far from my house:

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My Lord, all that sweetness! Get me some insulin!

nordic_prince | April 20, 2012 at 8:43 am

How many armed psychopaths does it take to change a gun law?

Here’s a better question: How many psychopaths does it take to destroy the Constitution?

I like. I want one of those negativity ones to put alongside “Who are you to tell me I don’t have a monopoly on the truth?”

NC Mountain Girl | April 20, 2012 at 9:01 am

I’m impressed. They are all color coordinated, perfectly straight and equally spaced. One seldom sees that level of a obsessive compulsion among members of the barking moonbat clan.

“How many armed psychopaths…”

When you find out the number let me know, and I’ll get some friends together 🙂

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There’s an old gangster rap saying that goes, “Hate the game, not the playa.” Well, after almost 10 years of ingesting some of the most obtuse, myopic, violently self-destructive, willfully ignorant intellectual excrement ever foisted upon the American public, I’ve frankly had it up to my moderately obese hairy tuchus with the 42% of this nation’s citizenry who have proven themselves utterly incapable of understanding that liberty has never been, nor can ever be, maintained through legislation.

Democrats, and the lemmings who love them, are nothing more than petulant, infantile, ethically challenged Coward Poets. They use calculators to solve their problems and invariably fail because they cannot show their work. Further, when these textbook narcissists are called to account for their failures, they predictably attack everyone in sight who dares to suggest that perhaps, success is more often achieved through individual effort, as opposed to reliance upon the work of someone else.

In short, they’re the same kids who pissed and moaned because the straight-A student threw off the curve, itself an egalitarian con job designed to “elevate the whole.”

You’ll have to pardon me, but the virulent ignorance these people so mystifyingly hold as some perverted self-evident truth has morphed into an Orwellian cult, wherein it’s followers not only find themselves perfectly comfortable maintaining two completely opposing positions simultaneously, they gleefully fantasize about the deaths of those who would prefer to not participate in their own demise.

The only thing “progressive” about these cultural terrorists is their sociopathy. Friends of Bill W. claim “spiritual progress rather than spiritual perfection.” The “progressive,” on the other hand, claims moral perfection, and seeks to inflict their delusion upon their perceived inferiors through oppression.

The so-called “teachable moment” has become codespeak for “that which we will achieve by any means necessary.” For instance, ask a “progressive” about 9/11, or the wholesale slaughter of an Israeli family in a pizza parlor, and they’ll more than likely tell you those were “teachable moments.”

Suggest to them otherwise, and prepare to be regaled with a most delicious (albeit frightening) display of paranoid schizophrenia, culminating in your condemnation as a warmongering, xenophobic advocate of barbaric American imperialism.

A few years ago, I considered that there really is no argument to be had with hyper-partisan Democrats. This morning, I have finally realized that the proverbial goalposts have moved to such a degree that the adherents of this particular ideology have come to believe so fervently in the ultimate righteousness of their cause, any semblance of morality, legality or common sense simply must be sacrificed in pursuit of it.

Thankfully, this summer, I have an opportunity to spend 12 weeks on the road, touring with a youth organization – a drum and bugle corps – dedicated to the pursuit of excellence through the performance of music and choreography. This organization will travel the country on buses, competing against other “drum corps” (that’s pronounced “cores,” Mr. President) for the title of Drum Corps International’s World Title.

The won’t gloat when they win, nor will they scream like victimized banshees when they lose. They will simply endeavor to perform the best show they possibly can, and take immense satisfaction in having left everything they could on the field of competition. It is about as American a concept as any I have ever been involved in, and I cannot wait to be a part of it again next month when I join them on tour.

I am therefore resolved that until I return home on August 20th, I will give no more thought to the New Castrati as I would a commercial for a personal injury lawyer. These coming months will be my vacation from the left, if you will.

That is, unless they start “occupying” drum corps shows, in which case my vacation will be over, and I will be most perturbed, indeed.

Don’t make me perturbed. You wouldn’t like me when I’m perturbed.

The bumper needs a Find Strength Through Joy sticker to complement Just Say No To Negativity.

I bet if you passed them out for free, not a few lefties would take them. In fact I vaguely remember that some Committee for Fairness and Unicorns, as it were, actually adopted the slogan before somebody wised them up.

What’s with the lowercase ‘t’ among all the uppercase letters?

Is it a secret moonbat signal?

“If Indoor Plumbing Doesn’t Bring You Happiness – What Can?”

How ‘bout a four-pack of 100-watt incandescent light bulbs. Now THAT would light up my day. “Got science?”

“Happiness is being POSITIVELY sure your protest sign is securely inside the car trunk before closing the door”

SoCA Conservative Mom | April 20, 2012 at 11:13 am

I always thought the 2nd Am. was specifically intended to address armed psychopaths.

How’s this for funny… a couple weeks ago I read in a British newspaper about knife crime, because they don’t have guns ya know, anyway, someone suggested banning knives. You already need a picture ID in the UK to purchase spoons, I hope to God this is not where we are heading.

Analogously, how many naive psychopaths does it take to change a gun law?

The better question is: How many psychopaths will ignore the law and cause the death or injury of law-abiding citizens whose rights have been restricted to protect their property and body?

This article, and especially its commenters, must be saved in the archives forever because of the great outpouring of hope this has unleashed on an unsuspecting USA, also the hilarity, wit, and downright funny reasoning upon moonbat behavior throughout the land!

Let freedom ring and let’s salute it with 200-million rifles and handguns firing safely into the barrel of safety.

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