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Close your eyes

Close your eyes

and imagine it’s late at night on November 6, as you listen to the audio only.

Who would you think won and who lost the election?

Really, try it.


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BannedbytheGuardian | April 22, 2012 at 6:05 pm

Where would we be without the North Koreans ? Seems they keep surviving these famines even if they are only 4’9″ tall these days. Tough little buggers.

My favourite was the people crying on the Dear Leaders personal escalator. That has got to be unique.

They said that there would be “yelling, screaming, and gnashing of teeth” in the end times.

My guess is on November 6th Sarah Palin won the Presidency and the Communists media and liberals were cutting their throats. The biggest whiner was Chris “thrill up your leg” Matthews sounded like he was about to slit his throat.

You would not hear this from the Democrats. They would be loudly complaining that Bush-Cheney, opps wrong election, Romney-Rubio stole the election, and they are not going to let it happen again. Especially by 9 unelected judges.

Uncle Samuel | April 22, 2012 at 6:38 pm

The next Inauguration will come on the 40th Anniversary of Roe vs Wade.

If we vote for and elect Obama or Romney, our nation will be voting to continue our current downward, evil trajectory….

    Well, Romney seems to be pro-consensus. There is only limited, circumstantial evidence that he is pro-abortion or even pro-choice. As such, we must make our voices heard, as did the Tea Party when they exposed progressive involuntary exploitation. However, with elective abortion, the critical principle is the assignment of dignity to human life at all its stages of development, from conception to death. Not only is it a developing human life, but by every virtue it is also innocent.

      Uncle Samuel in reply to n.n. | April 23, 2012 at 6:59 am

      Romney’s governorship was the experimental model for Obama’s presidency…right down the the usurpation of power and constitutional law, when Romney established gay marriage and other radical social agenda objectives by executive order. Romney used the same advisors as Obama has consulted or made Czars (Kevin Jennings and John Holdren).

      In politics and business, Romney is exactly like Obama. Romney’s use of government dollars for his own and cronies gain is also like Obama.

      Fiscally, politically, socially and spiritually…Romney and Obama have the same motive, action and consequence: the satisfaction of Ba’al, Molech, Mammon and the devil.

        Uncle Samuel in reply to Uncle Samuel. | April 23, 2012 at 7:03 am

        Ba’al (pan-sexual agenda), Molech (abortion, euthanasia, population control), Mammon (cabal of corrupt political, financial and military powers) and the devil (false, man-made, distorted, syncretistic religions, pagan religions, witchcraft, satanism, Mormonism, Islam, that coerce, aggress/conquer, violate human life, rights, health, peace).

          Uncle Samuel in reply to Uncle Samuel. | April 23, 2012 at 7:20 am

          In November, our nation must do as Moses commanded (Deuteronomy 30:19: “Choose Life” or death.
          and Joshua (Joshua 24:19) commanded: “Choose you this day whom you will serve…the gods your fathers served… the gods of the Amorites in whose land you dwell…”

          We must choose Zion, from whence the law of the LORD proceeds.
          We must choose Jerusalem, the true temple and city/unity/communion of heart, soul, mind and strength dedicated to worship of the true and living G-D that cannot ever be destroyed or conquered…that can only be yeilded and surrendered to other gods.
          We must choose to ascend to Jerusalem and Zion, on the holy highway of repentance, rest, redemption, reconciliation, praise, thanksgiving, righteousness, peace and joy.

It was a dark night on November 6, 2012 and as I closed my eyes for a moment to rest from hours of watching the election results, all I could hear over the sounds of the crying of liberals were the wails of dogs all over the world lamenting that Obama has lost the election and is now free to stalk the jungles again looking for tasty little puppies.

It’s hard to know what those folks are really thinking because they know full well they’re being monitored.

If it’s crazy I want, I’m sticking with Made in USA.

Florida Gator | April 22, 2012 at 11:41 pm

Listening to the sound alone, without watching, it sounds like the wailing of demons cast out from Paradise. So Neo at 6:10pm and Mike at 6:11pm come pretty close.

huskers-for-palin | April 23, 2012 at 9:13 pm

Conan, what is best in life?

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!