When I first read it, I thought it said “nag.”

Apologies to Herb, but in being forced to parent against the extracurricular political agendas which seep into the curricula of the liberal Santa Monica-Malibu school system, I often feel like “The Lonely Bulls**t Fighter.”

I guess the Komen Foundation retreating with its tail between its legs still merited a kick from this school.

LukeHandCool (who, as a young boy, would spend an inordinate amount of time staring at the album cover of Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass’s “Whipped Cream & Other Delights.” Hence his lifelong love of whipped cream … and other delights).


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