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Let me guess, UN will charge Israel with animal cruelty

Let me guess, UN will charge Israel with animal cruelty

It’s been a while since I’ve been able to post a good Stuxnet story.  Stuxnet, you will recall, is the malicious malware which has plagued the Iranian nuclear program and which is blamed — without proof — on Israel.

The PJ Tatler notes that an Iranian attempt this week to launch a monkey into space failed and that there is speculation that Iranian missile guidance systems are compromised by Stuxnet or some other malware.  As reported by AP:

Iran acknowledged as a failure on Wednesday its attempt to send a live monkey into space last month — touted as its first step towards launching a man into space.

“The Kavoshgar-5 rocket carrying a capsule with a live animal (a monkey) was launched during Shahrivar,” an Iranian calendar month spanning August 23 to September 22, Deputy Science Minister Mohammad Mehdinejad-Nouri was quoted as saying by the ISNA news agency.

“However, the launch was not publicised as all of its anticipated objectives were not accomplished,” Mehdinejad-Nouri told reporters.

The Atlantic has a photo of the anti-Zionist monkey hero.

How long before some committee or council at the U.N. accuses Israel of animal cruelty?


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Seems odd to me that the Iranians would send their smartest citizens to space first.

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. — Hanlon’s razor

Even the early US space program was plagued by a series of failures that had many believing at least one of the original seven would not survive.

Last time I checked the mullahs of Iran believe that Jews are pigs and monkeys. So this must have been a suicidal act by a Jew in order to defame the glorious Allahatastic Iranian space program.

Eaglewingz08: Laughing out loud…So you won’t be accused of hate speech about the religion of peace,love, tolerance I’ve provided reference from the Koran itself.

Verse 7:176 compares unbelievers to “panting dogs” with regard to their idiocy and worthlessness. Verse 7:179 says they are like “cattle” only worse.

Verse 5:60 even says that Allah transformed Jews of the past into apes and pigs. This is echoed by verses 7:166 and 2:65.

A hadith says that Muhammad believed rats to be “mutated Jews” (Bukhari 54:524, also confirmed by Sahih Muslim 7135 and 7136).

Anything is possible. Iran’s intelligentsia has also verified that women behaving promiscuously are causing earthquakes.

In any case, Stuxnet is monkey for “No Go”.