I really hate to do this, but I am going to link to Gawker.

Because this headline is just too good to pass up:

Dennis Kucinich Sues Congressional Cafeteria Over Olive Pit

But to ease my conscience, I used the Google cache link. 

You also can check out the other sources at Memeorandum.

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