I really hate to do this, but I am going to link to Gawker.
Because this headline is just too good to pass up:
Dennis Kucinich Sues Congressional Cafeteria Over Olive Pit
But to ease my conscience, I used the Google cache link.
You also can check out the other sources at Memeorandum.
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Comments
Shut down the "Congressional Cafeteria." That will save a few bucks.
I suspected "Cafeteria" was political double-speak. I just didn't guess that Pelosi was behind it.
Pelosi Turns Congressional Cafeteria Into Gourmet Experience
http://www.broowaha.com/articles/2924/pelosi-turns-congressional-cafeteria-into-gourmet-experience
Cumin-scented leg of lamb with almond couscous?
do we need any other proof that kucinich is certifiably insane?
I would have thought that the gold-plated Congressional health insurance was more than adequate to cover such treatment.
do we get to hear about the proctologist appointment outcome as well…
does anyone care a filling came out when I was chewing a gummy bear?
CRIKEY… this is "news" now?!
@Lisa G – LMAO!
Let us not forget that Mr. Kucinich appeared on one of the shopping rags as having been abducted by aliens.
Proof the anal probes were successful?
$150k seems extraordinarily high for some dental work, but that's how Congress rolls.
Damn ambulance chaser, if you ask me…
Maybe this means his campaign committee is short of cash. 😉
This just goes to show how dangerous olives can be. This is why they should be skewered and then drowned in a mixture of gin (or vodka) and vermouth before consumption.
@LisaG,
first off yes I believe it. Second, it was not a gummi bear but a wine gum and it was not a regular filling but a crown on my upper tooth (that had come surfaced yellow and chipped)… beat that one….!!!