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“If The Government Ran [_____], It Would Look Like [_____]”

“If The Government Ran [_____], It Would Look Like [_____]”

If the government ran Hollywood, it would look like the BBC:

The BBC Trust, which scrutinises the corporation’s output on behalf of the licence fee payer, said daytime television on the BBC had become too dominated by shows about “collectables hunting and property”….

The Trust also said that BBC One needed to show more “range, variety and surprise” in its early evening programming….

“Audiences have told us that their quantity makes some parts of the BBC’s daytime schedule seem too formulaic and derivative.”

Help me out here with some other examples of

“if the government ran [_____] it would look like [_____]”

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"If the government ran FedEx, it would look like the US Post Office." That was too easy. I'll have to do better.

If the government ran Texas, it would look like California." I like that one better.

10 worst states for business. Here's three: New York,Conn and RI. All BLUE.

If the government ran the American Kennel Club…no, wait, the AKC IS ran like the government runs it!

Healthcare / Auschwitz

Banking / Bangladesh

Fannie and Freddie / it does now

If the government ran the NFL, the NFL would have no dominant teams….oh…never mind.

If the Government ran Disney World, it would look like "Pirates of the Horn of Africa" instead of "Pirates of the Caribbean".

If the Congress managed the Sahara, in 5 years there would be a shortage of sand.

If the government ran the mortgage industry, it would look like Fannie Mae …

If the government ran Wall Street it would look like K street.

If the government ran the auto industry it would … oh, I see.

If the government ran Apple, your laptop would be the size of a moonbounce, and your iPOD the size of a pull along suitcase, able to hold up to three songs.

If the government ran away from its compulsion to meddle in every little thing, it would look like things were getting better.

Hmmm, I'm not sure I really get this game.

Oh my God. I think the government is getting involved in the internet. When I posted the following it was attributed to "Mac" instead of me, "LukeHandCool." How the heck did that happen?

If the government ran Apple, your laptop would be the size of a moonbounce, and your iPOD the size of a pull along suitcase, able to hold up to three songs.

"If the government ran a publicly traded company, it would look like Enron."

(and we'd be perp walking the bureaucrats)

If the government ran a ponzi scheme, it would look like Social Security.

malclave,

I like your game better.

🙂

If the Government ran St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, there would be no St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.

"If the government ran organized crime, it would look a lot like it does today" (only with less profit)

If the government ran elections, they would look like Alaska senate race 2010.

If the government ran GM, oh wait… if the government ran Chrysler… damn, this is too hard!

If the government ran [away], we would all better of.

If the government didn't run a car company, it would look like Ford.

If the government ran a brothel it would look like the Mustang Ranch in Nevada…..or like it did…..before it declared bankruptcy……ROFL

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