I couldn’t resist the title.
Don’t get too excited about reports that the Marine Corps. has reserved and refuses to share all local supplies of Port-o-Potties for the Marine Corps. Marathon the day after Jon Stewart’s “Restore Sanity” rally.
Even if true,
you know who ultimately commands the Marine Corps., the Commoder-in-Chief. And he’s on Stewart’s side.
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