It seems like a natural law of the internet that the longer a post, the less likely anyone reads beyond the first few lines, resulting in fewer comments and muted reaction.
Hence, the now classic They Also Called Scott Brown A Non-Serious Extremist is sitting out there, waiting since early morning for readers to react.
I give up. Here’s the shorter, punchier version:
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