Instead, use the terms:

“Nearly Worthless AP” or “Almost Worthless AP”

Because AP is not literally Worthless.  Hell, even Newsweek sold for a buck.

For consistency of message, here is a succinct summary of President Obama’s position on AP:

Obama has said he believes AP has the right to publish as a matter of press freedom, though he’s also said he won’t take a position on whether they should actually publish.

Got it?

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