Also known as killing two birds with one stone.

We get to apologize to and beg forgiveness from China for the sin of Arizona seeking to enforce the U.S. immigration laws, thus satisfying the 11th Commandment, “thou shall apologize profusely.”

And, as the twofer, we get to outsource the boycott of Arizona, so that we can feel good about ourselves without having to give up vacations in Scottsdale, or trips to the Grand Canyon.

The only problem is that in order to get China to boycott Arizona, the President may have to get the Dali Lama to enter and exit the White House through the services entrance past the trash. I wonder if he will mind?

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