I will not react in haste. I will wait until TOTUS passes judgment, and tells us how to react.

Oh TOTUS, wherefore art thou TOTUS when we need you most?

Please call it “The People’s Teleprompter” or something like that.

And make them go away so I don’t have to shut off the entire internet.

Update: He It has spoken –

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