I’m actually enjoying reading NY Times columnists these days. The wonders never cease, this time from MoDo:
The New One is the shimmering vessel that we are pouring all our hopes and dreams into after the grave disappointment of the Last One, Barack Obama.
The only question left is: Why isn’t Scott Brown delivering the State of the Union? He’s the Epic One we want to hear from. All that inexperience can really be put to good use here.
Obama’s Oneness has been one-upped….Why settle for a 48-year-old, 6-foot-1, organic arugula when we can have a 50-year-old, 6-foot-2, double waffle with bacon?
Good stuff. Not quite as good as when Gail Collins was lying under the bed on her side in the fetal position on the night of the Epic One’s victory, but satisfying nonetheless.
Add to it Bob Herbert questioning “who is Barack Obama?” and Paul Krugman admitting Obama was not The One we were waiting for, and the NY Times might be onto a winning strategy.
After all, everything else has failed, and it worked for Fox News.
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