Pulls out of his driveway at 2:25 a.m., driving fast enough to cause serious injury when he hits a fire hydrant and tree near his home. No alchohol involved. Likely verdict:

In massive fight with his wife, and drove off like a bat out of hell because he was pissed.

Just my speculation, having been married for 25 years.

Update: Looks like I’m late to this.

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