This just in:
First, the bad news – Islamic Jihad has seized the hot dogs of invading Zionist-entity soldiers.
Next, the good news – The hot dog wrappers were empty.
Then, the really good news –
“Meanwhile, the IDF has boasted somewhat more impressive achievements Saturday. The army said it killed Gaza City rocket chief Amir Mansi, a central figure involved in Grad rocket attacks on Israel.”
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