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Hillary – A little bit country, a little bit rock ‘n roll

Hillary – A little bit country, a little bit rock ‘n roll

And totally authentic.

One of Hillary’s problems is the perception of inauthenticity, someone who will assume whatever persona she needs to assume at any given moment.

Like when she assume a southern accent.

So what do Hillary supporters at Stand With Hillary do to convince the public Hillary is authentic?

Create the most inauthentic video ever created in the history of the human race (h/t @MichelleMalkin / Twitchy):

She’s a little bit country, a little bit rock ‘n roll.

Just like Donnie and Marie Osmond:

http://youtu.be/QMZCWGyk388?t=1m50s

Oh, and if you think the War on Women campaign theme is over, the video ends with a shot of breaking glass — get it, the “Glass Ceiling” — because Hilary’s, you know, a woman so we should vote for her.

Stand With Hillary breaking Glass

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Comments

Yeah. She was so desirable that Bill grabbed every other skirt he could get his hands on. if she can’t fulfill her husband how’s she going to fulfill the dreams of America?

Hill-larry…inauthentic…?!?!?

Hell, Hill-larry isn’t even from South Chicago.

But she did screw over people in Arkansas along with Ball-less Bill, so I guess that counts for something…

But what difference, at this point, does it make?

    Not A Member of Any Organized Political in reply to Ragspierre. | December 4, 2014 at 1:19 pm

    Remember Rags, that Hillary is as “country” as the sewers of Chicago – her home town where she was bred and raised.

    Hillary was inflicted upon Arkansas like Ebola.

      Actually Hillary is the product of Park Ridge which is a peculiarly crabbed kind of place. It’s long been an island of WASP sensibilities clinging like a limpet to the border of Chicago’s ethnic stew.

      Park Ridge has all those annoying busy body ordinances suburbs are so fond of about what one cannot do and what one must do to maintain property, mind kids and park cars. But this is not the suburbia of cul de sacs, long driveways leading into large garages, huge backyards and riding lawnmowers. Much of the housing stock in Park Ridge consists of bungalows indistinguishable from those found inside the limits of many Midwestern cities. Lots are narrow, streets seem even narrower and houses close together. The feel is that not of expansive post WWII America but rather of the 1920s when prosperity meant a Model T coupe in a tiny garage out back.

“She fights for country”?

What country?

Certainly not this one. Perhaps Mexico, since she supports amnesty.

    TrooperJohnSmith in reply to Observer. | December 4, 2014 at 1:13 pm

    I think they’re counting those landings Hillary alluded to which she made in Bosnia. You know, the ones where she allegedly dodged enemy fire when she was First Lady making official visits.

    My favorite Bald Faced Hillary Lie® was the one she told to the people of New Zealand when she went there to visit. Hillary said that her parents were big fans of climber Sir Edmund Hillary and named her after him. Of course, the only people on earth who’d ever heard of the man before he climbed Everest in 1953, were members of the small, elite mountaineering community, especially in 1947, when she was born.

I cannot wait till spring, when we’ll get to see PR shots, like Hillary wind surfing in a bikini. Homina….

I am sorry to say I believe she will be the next President. Every MSM media source will function as her PR arm. It will be all, “Hilary is the best qualified candidate AND a women.” Anything a male GOP candidate says against her will be framed as “The GOP continues its War on Women” ad nauseum.

    Henry Hawkins in reply to Ottis. | December 4, 2014 at 12:10 pm

    Bear in mind that same MSM has asked her to identify a few successes as NY senator and as Sec of State and reported she was unable to do so. The same MSM dumped Hillary when an even better progressive icon presented himself, namely Barack Obama. The WoW was dropped by the Dems during the midterms because it just didn’t work. It still won’t work if Hillary tries it again.

    The Democrat Party has reached a level of incompetence fully rivaling that of the Republican Party. Dem desperation in 2016 will likely mean a total negative onslaught against the GOP nominee. These two parties really are stupid enough to run Hillary Clinton against Jeb Bush. Turnout will nosedive for both parties, and Hillary will win not because of media support, but because of the Dems still superior GOTV infrastructure. Further injuring GOP turnout is the fact that the GOP leadership and now Jeb Bush already have pissed all over the conservative base, basically told them/us ‘take a hike’. Imagine Hillary’s chances if she told the Democrat lefties to take a hike.

    Observer in reply to Ottis. | December 4, 2014 at 2:12 pm

    “Best qualified candidate”? LOL. Yes, let’s list all her accomplishments. Let’s see, there was getting hired for the Watergate committee (and then getting fired from the same committee, for grossly unethical behavior). Then there was flunking the D.C. bar exam (but hey, the “world’s smartest woman” can’t be expected to pass the exam on her first try, like hundreds of thousands of other, less brilliant lawyers have done, right?). Then there was marrying Bill Clinton (her biggest accomplishment), and using Bill’s status as Arkansas AG, and later Arkansas governor, to steer state contracts to her law firm and its clients (while also laundering Bill’s dirty campaign money). Then there was becoming First Lady, and presiding over her disaster of a healthcare initiative, which never got off the ground. Then there was her star turn playing the victimized wife of a cheating husband when Bill’s dalliances with intern Monica became public. Then there was Hillary’s use of her “scorned (celebrity) wife” status to become U.S. Senator from N.Y. As a senator, Hillary accomplished . . . well nothing of any importance. Then there was her failed bid to become the Democratic nominee for president, when she was out-smarted and out-strategized by an inexperienced nobody named Obama. Then there was her tenure as Obama’s Secretary of State, in which she managed to accomplish . . . well nothing of any importance (other than getting one of her ambassadors and some other Americans killed after she ignored pleas to provide more security at their consulate). And then there are the books, ghostwritten by others, that she has allowed her name to be placed on, and her six-figure speaking fees, for which she reads stale speeches that say nothing of any importance and add no new ideas to the public arena.

    Yep, with such an impressive record of accomplishments under her belt, Hillary is definitely qualified to run the executive branch of the most important and powerful country in the world.

MaggotAtBroadAndWall | December 4, 2014 at 12:19 pm

This just might work.

When Gruber was talking about the stupidity of the American voter, he was talking about Democrats. No elected Republicans voted for the law and so the people who elected the Republicans are not the stupid ones. Obama got stupid voters to elect him. Twice. The most inauthentic Cherokee got stupid voters to elect her. There is really no reason to think Hillary can’t get the stupid voters to elect her.

There’s a reason why Democrats do everything they can to get the least intelligent, least informed people registered.

Is there a government program I can sign up for that will refund me the 3 minutes of my life I wasted on this nauseating video?

Hilary is a terrible political candidate. She may walk to the nomination but not to the Presidency if the Republicans can get a savvy competent candidate.

You know who’s NOT standing will Hillary? Four Americans: Ambassador Stevens, Information Officer Sean Smith and two CIA operatives, Glen Doherty and Tyrone Woods.

Hillary better be careful. Her video could incite Jihadist misogynistic violence toward American women.

9thDistrictNeighbor | December 4, 2014 at 1:20 pm

Oh Professor! Did you really have to post this during the midday hour?? I just about lost my lunch….

So many cliches…dropped syllables for that pure country feelin’, dude rescued by a chick on a motorcycle because he ran out of gas, glass ceiling. Entirely condescending. Her handlers are fools.

Anyone who wagers that the 2016 contest will be Hillary vs. Jeb needs to have their head examined.

TrooperJohnSmith | December 4, 2014 at 1:23 pm

The singer in this video is headlining right now at the Hobby Airport Motel 6 in Houston. He and his karaoke machine are appearing nightly at the newly redecorated Front Lobby.

No… seriously. This video is bad. This video is a self-parody. It really is. Somebody wrote these lyrics under duress or under the influence of a $200 dollar a day Jones.

It may not have the Jerry Jeff Walker “trains, whiskey, prisons,” but it does have the cheatin’ husband.

She is standing by her Cheating man, picks him up when his ideas are out of gas, shown twice

It is inevitable that we will get a painfully nauseating campaign.

Henry Hawkins | December 4, 2014 at 2:50 pm

Oh, Hillary will love those GOP campaign ads of her knowingly lying to the families of the Benghazi dead even while she stands next to their coffins, followed by scenes of her magical ‘what difference does it make now?’ plea. Must See TV, eh?

DINORightMarie | December 4, 2014 at 3:34 pm

Inauthentic to the core! That guy wasn’t even lip-syncing well…….

Lord, help us. If that woman somehow manages to win the Dem primary and the presidency, our nation is gone. The USA as we’ve known it will be over.

Seeing that kind of drek, I believe she won’t stand a chance. Lizzy “Fauxcahontas” Warren will beat the pants off her. IF she chooses to run…… 😉

    Ragspierre in reply to DINORightMarie. | December 4, 2014 at 4:30 pm

    What is it about you people and my optical nerves…???

    Seriously, NO use of ANY imagery that takes ANY clothing off Hill-larry.

    Oh, and NO allusions to thighs unless you are CLEARLY referring to chicken!

Who is the singer, anyway?

Had he ever wore a cowboy hat before?

Oh, dear God. Please tell me I get those 3 minutes back.
“Inauthentic” doesn’t even do the word justice.
I’ll take the cute Country singer (who clearly has been sequestered for his entire lifetime).
And has for Hillary, return to sender, address unknown, no such person, no such zone.

Yikes.

Looks like broken window syndrome, not shattering a glass ceiling. Weak. Pathetic. Loving wife is an overreach that will cost them.

Country music fans need to find this guy a job he can do.

Public restrooms still need cleaning, you know.

Oh. My. Gawd. Is nothing safe near a Clinton?

Prof, if you’re going to do anything like that again, please post a “Barf Bag Warning” at the top … PLEASE! I’m still trying to get the bile rinsed out of my mouth.

Eastwood Ravine | December 5, 2014 at 2:38 am

A little bit of country?
A little bit of rock ‘n roll?

That shameless pandering make me more than a little bit sick.