Officer, he was about 6’2″, brown hair, blue eyes, refused to Coexist, told me to make his day.
From commenter Henry Hawkins:
Hah! The Perfesser might like this.
It’s a different sort of ‘coexist’ bumper sticker I stumbled across on eBay.
Could be a case of mistaken idenity, he’s got an identical twin.