Nothing to see here, move along.
The head of the U.S. National Counter-Terrorism Center told lawmakers on Wednesday that the deadly attack on Sept. 11 that claimed the lives of the U.S. ambassador to Libya and three aides was a “terrorist” strike. But the official, Matt Olsen, said evidence so far suggests it was not planned in advance.
Olsen told the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee that investigators were “looking at indications” that some of those who carried out the bloody assault on the American consulate in Libya’s eastern city of Benghazi had “connections” to al-Qaeda, including a regional offshoot, Al-Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb (AQIM).
Ambassador Chris Stevens and three aides “were killed in the course of a terrorist attack,” Olsen told the committee.
But “what we don’t have, at this point, is specific intelligence that there was significant advanced planning or coordination for this attack,” he said. “The best information we have now, the facts that we have now, indicate that this was an opportunistic attack.”
In other words:
EXT. AMERICAN CONSULATE, BENGHAZI – DAY
An angry crowd, incensed by a youtube video that none of them have actually seen because wireless is a Zionist plot that costs two goats a month, mills around shaking their fists and shouting slogans.
CROWD Death to the Great Satan! Behead those who insult the prophet! Programs, get yer programs here….
Jostling for position, TWO MEN, ABDUL and ABDUL, bump accidentally—then recognize each other.
ABDUL Abdul?
ABDUL Yes. Is that you, too, Abdul?
They embrace and face each other.
ABDUL Oh, Abdul, you’re a sight for eyes that have had acid poured in them for gazing on cartoons of the prophet.
ABDUL My friend, I haven’t seen you since the al Qaeda family picnic back in Kandahar.
ABDUL Oh, what a day that was, huh? We beheaded and slow roasted six infidel Christians.
ABDUL No, no, Abdul, you are not remembering correctly. We did not behead and slow roast. We slow roasted and then beheaded.
ABDUL Yes, how right you are. Their screams were so delicious. Allahu akhbar! (beat) So, what are you doing here?
ABDUL What am I doing here? What are you doing here? What are we all doing here?
ABDUL Party time!!!
The crowd has gotten particularly rowdy, so the men stop for a moment to join a chant.
ABDULS Death to infidels!
Abdul turns to Abdul.
ABDUL So, what are you doing tonight after the demonstration?
ABDUL I’m have to go to my cousin Abdul’s house. Stupid guy thought he was was buying one RPG on Amazon but entered 100 in the quantity window and now they won’t take them back. Some day I’m going to cut that Jeff Bezos’ head off with a dull credit card.
ABDUL Wait, you mean to tell me that your cousin Abdul has 100 RPGs that he doesn’t know what to do with?
ABDUL Yes.
Abdul ponders this. He looks over at the crowd, then at the consulate, back at the crowd, back to the consulate.
You can almost see the light go on over his head.
ABDUL I know what we can do with those RPGs!
ABDUL You do? What?
Abdul leans over and whispers into Abdul’s ear. Abdul’s eyes widen.
ABDUL You are a genius, Abdul. Allah willing, may none of your 72 virgins look like my cousin Abdullah.
ABDUL Come, let’s climb on my donkey to get the RPGs and start the attack. What an opportunity!
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Yes, it this was an “opportunistic attack” by people who participated in terrorising, murderous behavior. So, we are to call these people and what they did . . .?
State Dept. Empty Chairs all around
Empty Chair #1…
Empty Chari #2…
Empty Chair #3: Let’s send in the FBI! Let’s keep this internal. Holder can use legalese BS and the store bought media will make us look good. This was all just a fluke anyway just like 9/11. Here’s our opportunity to push our narrative.
Empty Chair #1 🙂
Empty Chair #2 🙂
This was all just a fluke anyway just like 9/11
Mohammed Atta was not a terrorist, he was a tourist.
“Hey, since I just happen to be the pilot of this airplane, I think I’d like to go see NYC.”
-“hey, we’re damn certain this was just a protest that got out of hand. Probably just one or two guys that woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Who would blame them after being exposed to vile hate speech from America?”
-“hey, our new hand-picked friends in Libya that we put in power by way of our not-war are liars and deceivers. Running around telling us and the world of impending attacks in their own country, like they would know. We know, they don’t. Liars.”
-“OK, it may have been a terrorist attack. Even if it was, it wasn’t planned. We know of all the terrorist’s plans, and none of them include attacks. All they plan for since Obama is becoming astronauts and having bake sales thanks to Hillary’s new ovens.”
Courtesy of Michelle’s Mirror, here is a great graphic of an empty chair that suits the topic of this post.
EMPTY CHAIR IN CAIRO.
Professor you outdid yourself with this jewel ! Any time I think of it , It will cause me to laugh.
I see PJ Media was looking as well. I wonder if the Times might alter their thoughts
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/25/world/guantanamo-files-libyan-detainee-now-us-ally-of-sorts.html
“If she had lived, Mary Jo Kopechne would be 62 years old. Through his tireless work as a legislator, Edward Kennedy would have brought comfort to her in her old age.” —Charles Pierce, Boston Globe, 2003.
“If they had lived just a few days longer, Ambassador Chris Stevens and three aides would’ve found comfort in President Obama’s vacuous banter with David Letterman.”—LukeHandCool, Santa Monica Free Press, 2012.
Excellent. 🙂
(Also, really enjoyed [if one can enjoy true crime] LA ’56!)
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