Um, there’s so much I could say, so many comparisons I could make.

But I’m not going to go there.  Because he knows who has been naughty, and I don’t want to get fishy flagged or end up on an #attackwatch list like Fuzzy.

From a reader who prefers to remain anonymous since he lives in and took this photo in Portland, Oregon, where speaking ill of the watchman is not taken to kindly: