Multiple metaphors in this photo.

From reader Eric:

Thought you might really enjoy this, Professor…

Seen on the streets of Chicago. I think I may have an answer as to why so many lefties are angry. Perhaps they attribute parking tickets to the 1%’s secret influence upon Chicago Democrats who are compelled to issue them in order to pay for the uber-wealthy’s cocktail parties and wienie roasts.

Of course, as good little progressives, they refuse to pay these fines. Truly, they’re every bit as dense as we all know them to be.

Metaphor Alert:

This is your health care on Obamacare