I pulled into the Wegmans shopping center in Ithaca tonight and saw the mother of all bumper sticker collections on the back of a beat-up sedan.
I’m telling you, this was it, the bumper sticker photo to top all bumper sticker photos. So much bumper sticker craziness it confused the eye.
But I was driving down the parking aisle and the car was pulling out of a spot. I would have had to block its path to get the photo.
Faced with the possibility of a collision, or possibly a charge of unlawful imprisonment, I let it get away.
But I’m telling you, this was the big one.