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Her watch is stuck at 14:59

Her watch is stuck at 14:59

I think she broke it to preserve that last second of fame, but we’re stuck with the pathetic complaints of a complete phony who loves to call attention to herself so she can complain that people are paying attention to her, and yes, she can’t help pointing out that which she objects to people talking about, even when they were not talking about it.

Will someone please get that last second to tick off.

I don’t have to mention her name, I bet that most of you know who she is.

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Comments

You absolutely nailed it, Professor!

It took me until about half-way through before I realized you weren't referring to WI Supreme Court loser JoAnne Kloppenburg, whose watch is stuck on stupid.

Unless I'm missing something, sounds like she is running out the clock to divulge if she is going to court or not (deadline is Tuesday). Then again, maybe the timing is precise. Judge Sumi ruled against the bargaining bill the other day, Republicans will have to go to Supreme Court to overturn that, so an announcement on Tuesday that she is going to court would be "perfect", because it wouldn't be so much about her chances of winning as much as delaying a decision on the bill.

The plump bucket of blonde hair masquerading as a "GOP blogger" reminds me of a line about an over-the-hill actress whose time had never been, but still was plugging away at auditions. Meghan McCain, who thinks her daddy was "in prison" rather than a prisoner of war, is FORGOTTEN, BUT NOT GONE.

This isotope's half-life, however, will continue on talk shows where she will infest the cable nets forever.

Sez she . . .

"No. I'm in, like, dating Babylon. Like, I go on dates with men and, literally, like Sarah Palin will come up in like the first 20 minutes, and that doesn’t put me in the mood. Like, talking about Sarah Palin. And they just want to know gossip, and I'm just kind of taking a little hiatus from dating right now, because I just don't want to talk about Sarah Palin."

And . . . like, instead, like she like goes on like Jay Leno and like she brings up Sarah Palin like THREE times like in twenty seconds — like maybe it would have only been ten seconds if you took out the repetitive interjections like . . . "like."

Gee whiz! Looks like she's got a real future like in public speaking like in addition to her obvious like writing skills!

Like, you get her started and man . . . she'll just Babylon!

At least she and I share one deleterious trait. We both have/are [pick one] big boobs and people hate us for it.

Meghan is the anti-Paris; she's famous for NOT being hot and sexy.